I've posted this one before but what the hell, here goes. Man walks into a bar and says to the barman "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" Barman says, "see that guy playing pool? He's ex-special forces and he's blonde. See the guy by the jukebox? He's just out of jail for murder and he's blonde. Also see the doorman? He's a karate blackbelt and he's blonde. You sure you want to tell that blonde joke now?" "No" says the man, "not if I'm gonn have to explain it 3 times!". I'm blonde too by the way. God bless all, Graeme.