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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
"SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL ... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!


I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW
DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I
REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN
MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I
HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??


UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS
BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS 'WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE
BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMMM ... OR COULD HE???


AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH
SCHOOL. "YES. YES, I DID. I HAD A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID
YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1969. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN
MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.


HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-________
ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
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OMG!  That is hilarious.  I really hope you set him straight!!  Take care!
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LOL, it didn't happen to me but was sent to my mother from a friend.
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THANK YOU for the laugh... i needed it, we're on our way to take the girls to the airport, i sad moment for us.

you put a HUGE smile on my face :)

luv ya,
tink
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Thanks for the laugh.  I cant wait to read that to my mom.  Have a great day.
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I am happy I put a smile on your face. It must be so hard for you today! I am thinking of you and hope you will be together with your children in 2 months. It is surely something wonderful to look forward to. Think of all the wonderful memories you made in the last 12 days. :0)
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Now that was harlious....Thanks for the giggle...lol
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