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Mis Take...you wanted more, well here ya go!!!!!!! Beware: this one may make your sides hurt from LOLing!!!!!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. -

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,

awakened the kids,

set out their school clothes,

fed them breakfast,

packed their lunches,

drove them to school,

came home and

picked up the dry cleaning,

took it to the cleaners and

stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries,

paid the bills and balanced the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds,

do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and

Mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and

got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and

got the kids organized to do their homework,

then set up the ironing board and

watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and

washing vegetables for salad,

breaded the pork chops and

snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,

ran the dishwasher,

folded laundry,

bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,

he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

-"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my

wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us

trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months though. You got pregnant last night."

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LMAO!......that's great but come on now...not all guys are lazy my gf will cook but only if i clean it up! :(....lol....nice one though

thx for the laugh, B
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OMG - Im printing this one and poor hubby will have to read it often.  As a stay at home mom for 3 years - I can so relate.  "such the EASY life, hu??  anyway - no rambling for me tonight.........thanks again, jen - really made me LOL and I needed it.  

ok, fish - i know you have more as well - what about "little johnny"  hehe  

Im out as well for the night, guys.  Thanks for making me laugh on a otherwise mundane Friday (not a bad thing-really).  Take care and have a great weekend all.

PEACE - tracy
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177036 tn?1192286635
Funny.

two women went before the magic mirror and got exactly what they asked for one asked for larger breasts and got it, and the other got beautiful skin... When a man heard about the magic mirror he decided to try it.  He wanted to be larger in a certain area so he said, "Magic mirror, please make my penis hit the floor."

Immediately his legs disappeared.
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177036 tn?1192286635
sorry, that's as off color as I get.. but I just couldn't resist!
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LOLOL Good one! :)

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Fish, I really liked that a lot - but im a bit off color myself..  lol   There are so many from yesterday and today that I will have to print.  Dont know if its short term memory problems or what - buy they leave as quickly as they come.

thanks guys - you cheered my friday up

peace-tracy
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209656 tn?1272297065
I thought it was 10 months?

Jenn...your awesome!

thanks!

Love Todd
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