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Tim2h, Shelby74 and Hopless...and anyone who wants to laugh..no offense
No offense to blondes, as I am a blonde, but I saw that Tim was dishin out the jokes, so here goes!!!..
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard,
and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe.
Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,
"What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her
to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,
..."HELLLLOOOO!!!
You need to roll up the windows."
Love you guys....Lisa
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard,
and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe.
Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,
"What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her
to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,
..."HELLLLOOOO!!!
You need to roll up the windows."
Love you guys....Lisa
very very funny!
I love blonde jokes cause my wife is one...heehee
Of course I adore her.
This is a true story....
My wife wanted me to color my hair since I'm getting grey (a little).
I told her that this is the way God made me and she said, "God made you with light brown hair... you're just getting old." heehee
I love blonde jokes cause my wife is one...heehee
Of course I adore her.
This is a true story....
My wife wanted me to color my hair since I'm getting grey (a little).
I told her that this is the way God made me and she said, "God made you with light brown hair... you're just getting old." heehee
lol...my hair is blonde this week as well. lol...
These jokes are harmless....But oh soo funny...Glad to have made you laugh...
I am getting tired and gitty now...lol...
Many Hugs to you guys...
Lisa
These jokes are harmless....But oh soo funny...Glad to have made you laugh...
I am getting tired and gitty now...lol...
Many Hugs to you guys...
Lisa
Lmaooooooooo...That was a good one....I also love blonde jokes, prob. cause i am one, huh? They don't offend me what-so-ever....Actually they really make me think of myself, cause honestly i would do have the things that these blondes do in these jokes, If a repair man told me to blow into the tail pipe to get the dents out, 9 chances out of 10 i would have believed him.... and that's the truth....
OMG, i can't believe i just admitted this to you all....Oh well, gotta be honest i guess...
LOL......way 2 funny girl...
Thanks 4 the laugh..
Love ya, Hopeless
OMG, i can't believe i just admitted this to you all....Oh well, gotta be honest i guess...
LOL......way 2 funny girl...
Thanks 4 the laugh..
Love ya, Hopeless
This is why my hubby says he loves me so much, he says I make every day a great day, just cause of how i believe anything...He says that i might be a total blonde babe, and ditsier than heck, but thats why he fell in love with me, never a dull moment......
Ok now i know what i should change my name to..."TotallyBlond"
hehehe
xoxoxo
Hopeless
Ok now i know what i should change my name to..."TotallyBlond"
hehehe
xoxoxo
Hopeless
Okay guys, 3 more for ya....These are funny...especially the last one...hope you enjoy...
Walking the Dogs
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"
The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."
The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"
The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"
New Cell Phone
A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.
The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.
It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"
She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"
Blondes Pain
A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger."
Walking the Dogs
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"
The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."
The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"
The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"
New Cell Phone
A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.
The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.
It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"
She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"
Blondes Pain
A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger."
Milk Bath
OMG guys, i read this, and it honestly took me like 15 min. to get it...What's that tell ya...LMAO..
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."
OMG guys, i read this, and it honestly took me like 15 min. to get it...What's that tell ya...LMAO..
Enjoy... ( :
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."
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