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Trying to Conceive Poem...JUST HAD TO SHARE!
by Torra325, Jul 10, 2007 12:00AM
My sister who knows my DH and I have been ttc sent this to me today and I just had to pass it along. Sticky baby dust to those of us who are currently ttc!! :)
Trying-to-Conceive Poem #4
Anything, I'll do anything-
Temperature charts, Tes-Tape, litmus paper,
Abstinence to maximize sperm count,
Lying on my back with a pillow under my behind and
my legs up like a beetle,
Vitamin A, Vitamin E, zinc, manganese,
Anything, I'll do anything-
But please-oh please-don't ask me to just relax.
By Marion Cohen
Trying-to-Conceive Poem #4
Anything, I'll do anything-
Temperature charts, Tes-Tape, litmus paper,
Abstinence to maximize sperm count,
Lying on my back with a pillow under my behind and
my legs up like a beetle,
Vitamin A, Vitamin E, zinc, manganese,
Anything, I'll do anything-
But please-oh please-don't ask me to just relax.
By Marion Cohen
Member Comments (2)
by shesherm, Jul 10, 2007 12:00AM
thanks :O)
by nermineagain, Jul 10, 2007 12:00AM
this is sooooo nice, i really like it, it is funny, and it is very real.
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