Tough times never last, tough people do.
Thought For The Day:
GOOD looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart.
You're blessed with both!'
It's "Friends Day" -
Send this to all your good fri...
This is extremely smart
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN:
'Before beginning my tal...
Wife says to husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?...
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol m...
Hi Im new to this,
I just have one question that I need help with, My hubby and I got married a couple months ago. The thing is we didnt tell anybody!!! I want to plan for a big wedding in about a year, but how do we tell our parents ...
STORY OF ELIJAH
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah,
the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built
the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it u...
More than half of the coastline of the entire United States is in Alaska.
Maybe you knew that, but I didn't, and I found it pretty amazing. It's just
one of the surprising items in a list titled "Interesting Geography". Here
I NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE!!!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with Broccoli, Cauliflower and Spinach, green and yellow and red Vegetables of all kinds, so Man an...
I walked into a fast food restaurant with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free'. 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free', she said...
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice...loved it both times!
2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down. (...
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE
CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad,
don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.
After starting a new diet I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery. I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so ...
The Coat Hanger
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication.
She got back to her car and found tha...
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named ...
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother made it ..
Then buy a dog.
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful...
SENIORS GIVING BIRTH
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 70-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new ba...
I'm not old, I'm chronologically gifted.
It ain't the age,,, it's the darn milage.
I'm so old, all my friends in heaven will think I didn't make it.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake w...
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an eight-year-old again.
I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four-star restaurant.
I want to sa...
Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile, Because it takes only a smile toMake a dark day seem bright.
Find the one that makes your heart smile.
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