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If I've learned anything in my 39 years on this earth, it's ok to lie about your age. Dec 11 - 9
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Dee1956 Very funny!  I wish :)
Dec 12
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breezytoo Too bad we can't appreciate 40 then like we would now! ; )
Dec 12
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can-do-man At least were not 114 like orphanedhawk...:)
Dec 13
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Ekkiemom Can I lie I'm 59 please please :-/
Dec 13
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ejoli I beg your pardon....I'm 37!   From now on...
Dec 17
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Apparently I misunderstood it when I was told to "expose yourself to other cultures." Nov 27 - 4
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Dee1956 Oh my God!  Funny! LOL
Nov 28
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mzkity Oh that was great...LOL
Nov 28
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hrsepwrguy ROFLMAO :)
Nov 29
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jules2551 I am calling the Mrs. ;)
Nov 30
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misery loves company Nov 19 - 7
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pooh55811 Yes, misery surely does love company.
Nov 20
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hrsepwrguy I wonder if the company will love the misery ?
Nov 20
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pooh55811 More misery now means more profits in the future.
Nov 20
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pooh55811 Oops. I must have brain fog. I misunderstood your comment, hrsepwrguy . Now I get it. And I doubt the company will love the misery.
Nov 20
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Dee1956 I agree the company will not like the misery
Nov 21
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London (AFP) - Several Britons agreed to give up their eldest child in return for the use of free wifi, in an experiment to highlight the dangers of public Internet, published on Monday. LOL, one down one to go! Sep 30 - 1
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colorpal You are just 2 funny... I have missed the old time rock-n- roll..
Oct 27
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The label on my box of animal crackers said if the seal is broken do not eat. So I opened the box and sure enough. Aug 27 - 2
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Dee1956 Thanks so much for the laugh, funny
Aug 28
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mzkity Funny....usually it's lions head.
Aug 28
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I put a bumper sticker on my car that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Then I set at green lights until I feel better about myself. Jun 20 - 10
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jules2551 LMAO!  Ahh Cando you know we "all" think your sexy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrDIQ-K8mg&noredirect=1
Jun 22
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Dee1956 Thanks so much for the laugh, very funny! :)
Jun 24
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child24angel LOL!!! that's my Cando man!
Jul 29
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Dee1956 I had to come back and laugh again, good for the soul :)
Jul 30
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Idyllic Ha this is a good one. I might have to borrow it!
Jul 30
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WHAT DID THE ELEPHANT SAY TO THE NAKED MAN? Jun 20 - 0
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WHAT DID THE ELEPHANT SAY TO THE NAKED MAN? Feb 05 - 0
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WHAT DID THE ELEPHANT SAY TO THE NAKED MAN? Jan 28 - 6
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mzkity LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Oh that was good!
Jan 28
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jules2551 The elephant should have also asked "why does your shrink and mine doesn't"? :)
Jan 28
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can-do-man No need to make this personal Bonnie.

Hey there Ms Kity
Jan 28
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jules2551 LMAO Clyde....paranoid in the cold weather?
Jan 28
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ejoli You mean that you can't breath through it????
Feb 26
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“I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.” Jan 16 - 7
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jules2551 Nothing like sending your psyche to a psyche.  :)
Jan 16
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colorpal Just when they think that they have heard everything.. huh?
Jan 24
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orphanedhawk Sounds like a Woody Allen quote :)
Jan 25
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Diana66 heeeeee
Jan 26
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Dee1956 So funny! I agree! I know mine is disturbed
Feb 28
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