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I put a bumper sticker on my car that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Then I set at green lights until I feel better about myself. Jun 20 - 10
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jules2551 LMAO!  Ahh Cando you know we "all" think your sexy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrDIQ-K8mg&noredirect=1
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Dee1956 Thanks so much for the laugh, very funny! :)
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child24angel LOL!!! that's my Cando man!
Jul 29
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Dee1956 I had to come back and laugh again, good for the soul :)
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Idyllic Ha this is a good one. I might have to borrow it!
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The label on my box of animal crackers said if the seal is broken do not eat. So I opened the box and sure enough. Aug 27 - 2
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Dee1956 Thanks so much for the laugh, funny
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mzkity Funny....usually it's lions head.
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WHAT DID THE ELEPHANT SAY TO THE NAKED MAN? Jun 20 - 0
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WHAT DID THE ELEPHANT SAY TO THE NAKED MAN? Feb 05 - 0
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WHAT DID THE ELEPHANT SAY TO THE NAKED MAN? Jan 28 - 6
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mzkity LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Oh that was good!
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jules2551 The elephant should have also asked "why does your shrink and mine doesn't"? :)
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can-do-man No need to make this personal Bonnie.

Hey there Ms Kity
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jules2551 LMAO Clyde....paranoid in the cold weather?
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ejoli You mean that you can't breath through it????
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“I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.” Jan 16 - 7
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jules2551 Nothing like sending your psyche to a psyche.  :)
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colorpal Just when they think that they have heard everything.. huh?
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orphanedhawk Sounds like a Woody Allen quote :)
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Diana66 heeeeee
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Dee1956 So funny! I agree! I know mine is disturbed
Feb 28
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