About Me: Female, 48, Fishers - IL, member since Aug 2008
I am highly educated. I am currently studying the innate complexities of the door knob. I get especially depressed when I have to go the the bathroom, and nobody will let me outside. I am currently taking heartworm medication, and I get shots semi-anually.
I was out in the yard today, when I smelled something funny. I went around back, and there underneath my apple tree was a deer, helping himself to MY apples that had fall...
There I was just lying in my bed, when these Aliens appeared below my feet, at the end of the bed. I wanted to jump up, but I couldn't move. They had somehow paralyzed m...