I read your post and it cracked me up!!! Yeah - I'm a fellow sufferer - damn stink pits!!!
I am glad that I am not alone too in this disgusting hole thing in my ear. It leaks sometimes and is embarrasing. I always thought I was a freak because I had it. Know my sister and I know what it is that we have and that we are not alone! Stinky Ear Holes Unit! lol