About Me: Male, 34, toronto, ON, member since Jul 2012
I am cursed by the gods of health. They dump their jars of pain and disability spells on my head while I dance the jig of the hypochondriac health care addict and careen into every quack and drug that fate places in my path.
I am an organic pain receptacle whose purpose seems to be to hunt for the non-existant quarry of pain free living. Worse than any of the actual pain though is what happens to my eyes when they read my pain-inspired prose when it has become too melodramatic and overreaching (they burn, they burn! - which, ironically, is a melodramatic statement of its own).
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