Being a senior citizen is ??????

Hey Beargizmo, you think 60 is a downer. I am 84 and don't know half of what I write. My jokes are not from memory because I have very little of that left. Just kidding of course. I still have all my faculties although I can't remember what universities they are from. I am not a doddering old man unless I stand up and walk. I don't drool, in public that is, unless I open my mouth. My eyesight is 20-20, while I am sleeping. My teeth are perfect, perfectly made by a dentitian. I don't spend any more than four hours in the bathroom at any time. I play golf and shoot in the low seventies, then on the next hole..... I can read any book providing the print is five times normal. I don't have more then ten health problems and have a wife that almost likes me. So,as you can see, I'm in pretty good shape for the shape I'm in. Now if the men in white coats will allow me, I can walk to the van by myself.

[beatingthis]

LOL!! You are too funny!!

[dominosarah]

We are so lucky to have you Mangee!!!  

[ang_811]

lol thats so funny!!!!  

[narla]

mangee,you're my hero,I aspire to be just like you.If I can live to 84?

[oompah54]

What a clever young man you are . . . Good stuff Mangee!!!

[Beargizmo]

Hah!  I love it Mangee...thanks for the great laugh...May God bless you and thank you for being here with us...


sincerely

Jim

[el_em_en_oh]

Dentitian... classic.