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Lets write a story everyone only gets one line per post
OK this can be VERY funny we are going to write a story each post Is one line now you can contribute as much as you want but only one line at a time and also give first word of the next sentance

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We were taking a road trip one night and we thought there would be a gas sation before we ran out of gas however we were in the middle of no where .When
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This van pulled up behind us. The guys got out and....
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199177 tn?1332183097
I noticed one looked more like a guy dress up in drag. Then I noticed the name on the van said
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Ben Dover's adult party services.The second guy suddenly....
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DRAG QUEENS ARE US! So I got my best dress out of the suitcase and shoes to match and I .........
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whoops looks like were adding lines at the same time. OK I will run with this_big

The 2nd guy suddenly started  to do the fan dance,feathers were evey where and then.......

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It stared to rain and the 2nd guy slipped and fell and said..
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Well aren't you going to help me up,he started to.....
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1253584 tn?1332881554
Cry bc he relized he left his button that u push ,for when u have fallen and can't get up, at the house. Instead he
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he used the clapper to turn the van headlights on so he could...
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blow kisses to all his admirers and adjust his outfit so he could resume his  
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fan dance.Then he began
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902989 tn?1262964176
to sing Leif Garrett's - I was made for dancin, then he pointed to the sky where a
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1032715 tn?1315987834
I'll be honest I used to love Leif Garrett,I still have his vinyl record,he was soooooo cute.



small meteor was breaking through the earths atmosphere,he
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They all decided to get into the spirit and linked  arms  and started do the CAN CAN in the rain.When
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the sky  lit up like a Sunday afternoon and a rainbow appeared and there smiling faces began to
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turn to disbelief when they saw
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That it was a huge meteor shower. The were so startled they..
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started taking off
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their clothes and danced naked,while they
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posted on u tube with their blackberry, but the meteor storm
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Wasn't letting up, on top of that it started snowing in the middle of the summer. They
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had to get dressed again or they would have got hypothermia,would  
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someone just get me some gas so we can get
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away from these freaks of nature!  Just then a meteror landed two feet in front of us-we
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1310633 tn?1430227691
...were amazed at how boring this diatribe had become, only having talked about vans, and gas, and meteors, Leif Garrett for the past 15-hours, so we decided to change the direction of the story by...
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having a water balloon fight, which was fine until...
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having a water balloon fight, which was fine until...
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the cops came. It got ugly from there. Then .....
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1310633 tn?1430227691
...as frequently occurs during the course of a water-balloon fight, my hemorrhoids flared up and I was forced to abandon my bid for the summit. Just when all hope was lost...
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I remembered i had some cream in my glovebox. Only after i applied it did i realize it was....
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warming lotion after i applied it to my
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that I had grabbed the tube of menthol-camphor that I was going to return today! As the sensation of the cream crept over me...
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....now swollen and pulsing roid.I noticed
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that i was starting to enjoy
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thinking about going to Disney World and riding "It's a Small World Afterall" a couple hundred times, until..
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the burning stoped and the smell went away! Now we are off to ....
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To the state drag championships in
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YEE HAW FL. Unfortunately..



Yes thats a real place..lol
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it was the national drag championships,at our surprise it did include
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rue paul as a gest judge
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and darn if his dress doesn't look better then mine so
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(I love this game, I play it with my kids)

I pushed his narrow behind off the podium, and his wig fell into a Lady's drink.  As he snatched his wig back, she shrieked and said...
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( I used to play this with my kids on trips  Now my oldest is an English professor at UCLA)

Who's buying me another drink, drink!!! drink!!! oh fiddly dink!!!!  I want ..........
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another drink now,or else I'll......
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I will stand over you and lift my
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shirt and show you real ones that you don't have so ...
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after the laughter stopped from seeing
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the most colorful assortment of exotic tattoos of  
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cheeses...cheeses from all over the world...
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too funny!. lol

I put my shirt back down and started to
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But oddly enough, no cheese from Princess Leia's home planet of Alderaan. If I'm to live up to my name, thought Peter Pan, I'm really going to have to...
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call Wendy who will get Nana and..
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tinkerbell and all the lost boys then we.....
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can all hop on sara's umbrella and
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we flu on it until we over captain hooks pirate boat then we all let go
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and fell with a crash onto the deck.Hook said.....
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AYEEEE We have been waiting for you. Then I started to hear the ticking of a clock then...
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I saw a mouse creeping slowly by.  It was looking at me with it's beadly little eye. I knew I didn't have much time left so...
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I set the trap....sat by and waited for him to take the cheese......then all of a sudden....
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Captain Jack Sparrow came around the corner wearing only
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A thong and I don't mean flipflops, but the weather was cold and to my suprise he seemed smallish in his....
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  banana hammock. But what really surprised me was the tattoo of cheese from Princess Leia's home planet of Alderaan. I thought...  
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and thought and still couldnt come up with anything so........

My mind just went blank here!!!  Sorry!!!
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hey..that's a tattoo of cheese from Princess Leia's home planet of Alderaan, which reminded me...
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of the girl in the drag queen place you know the one that lifted her shirt, maybe....
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We are really twins and have been lost to each other all these years, I am sure the fault lies directly with....
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the fact that my mother and father got divorced and they each took one of us....
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mom wanted too run off tp the circus so she took one and dad wanted to live iceland so he took me
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Mom became a  Circus Performer.  Her Specialty was "Knives,"  Six Hairly Naked Men would line up against the wall and she would throw her knives right between their...
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toes......!  And she was really great at it.  And dad...well he loves to swim in the ice cold water with the .....
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Penguins and the Seals.  He would catch fish in his mouth and swallow them whole.  One day though there was a Big Fishing Vessle, and it had cast out it's nets to catch the fish.  Dad got tangled up in the net and as they hauled him up he said....
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old people that call them selves the gray penguins, What a happy bunch of wise.....
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And he said I am from green peace here to check if you have any whales on board. So he started to look around and found not whales but smuggled....
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What happened, LOL.  I'll keep going, cause I LOVE to make up stories.

"Birds you are.  Shiver me Timbers" he said "You made me lose my Fish."  As he lay there still in the Net, the Captain came over, looked at him briefly and said...
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So long and thanks for the fish, which prompted him to....
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1310633 tn?1430227691
...ask me a very pointed question... "Why can't I own a Canadian?"

Simply put, their cut & cuddly, but when they get older...
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They get very muddly.  You can't let them play out in the rain, for the poor dears only have half a brain.
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But you can feed them from the table. you just can't...
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let them eat by themselves because, as you know, Canadians can't remember which is the knife or the fork and are also unacustomed to eating of plates. We decided to.....
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head to the Arizona border, so we could..............
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1310633 tn?1430227691
...eat some REAL tex-mex food for a change. I just hate it when you walk into a hair-salon and get a handful of gel in your...
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... mouth...especially when you're...
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half asleep in the chair and you are dreaming that you are in a restaurant eating custard so,.....
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1310633 tn?1430227691
...does does custard really taste like cheese? My favorite kind of cheese is the kind you dig out from between your...
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love handles........it's time to call Jenny Craig and ask her if she can help my
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obsession w/ different cheeses. One day i might be able to....
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quit sucking cheese through a straw.......but I just can't help myself.....I need to find a
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restaurant that knows how to melt cheese into a milk shake with p;imento and....
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...provide a waterproof bag so I can...
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take it with me, because we are going....
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Landscape his front yard ....


OK Pretty soon we are going to have to start a new one figure out who wants to start it if there is more then one person work together to start the story .. I would start a new thread
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Unfortunately Gizzy hated cheese milkshakes and threw it into the....
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Garbage disposal,All of a sudden
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All h€ll broke loose , a knock at the door and the phone rang, the dryer buzzed all because...
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his Karma was bad so he...
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had to circle the Mountain in Tibet, prostrating himself as he went around the Great Mountain to purify himself for all his sins.
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Once his sins were purified he returned to America and a normal life. The end



New story to follow. Main character in new story,"dominosarah."
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