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A little humor to lift the spirits.
The reason I post different jokes every now and then is to try to ease the doom and gloom that often pervades this site.
We are all human and a little humor can erase some of the low feelings we often get. If these jokes offend anyone I sincerely apologize because that is not my intent.....
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out the place would erupt into cheers.
However,when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?'
The bartender replied, 'Ok, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case I shall look the other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
Afterb a few minutes, the nun came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give her a round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, ' Sir, I don't understand, why did they applaud me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, they know you're one of us, ' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender,' Every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out, now how about that drink'?
We are all human and a little humor can erase some of the low feelings we often get. If these jokes offend anyone I sincerely apologize because that is not my intent.....
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out the place would erupt into cheers.
However,when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?'
The bartender replied, 'Ok, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case I shall look the other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
Afterb a few minutes, the nun came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give her a round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, ' Sir, I don't understand, why did they applaud me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, they know you're one of us, ' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender,' Every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out, now how about that drink'?
I am so glad you post these jokes. Yesterday - the one about the blondes and the meaning of Easter, that was great especially since I'm a huge hockey fan. I laughed so hard and passed it all around to my Dad, boss, friends, it made my day! So thank you!!!
This was another good one! LOL!!!!!!
This was another good one! LOL!!!!!!
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