Two men decided to open a store. Time went by an eventually they had everything in place and were just waiting for the goods and wares to be delivered. While standing outside admiring their new place, one of the men commented to the other,"I'll bet a Newfie comes by and asks what we are selling." Almost as soon as the words were out of the new owner's mouth, a Newfie came by and of course, asked what they were selling. One of the owners, who considered himself to be a wit said,"We're selling a_ _holes. To which the Newfie remarked,"Business must be good, I see you only have two left."