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did you come in and take my fishnets too??

Or did 10356 or Lostdreaams??  Somebody best be fessin up!!!
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I ordered mirrors for the cafe too so when they come in and if i am not there could someone please sign for them??
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Fishnets.....OMG Well I think I found them earlier!!!!! I was wondering what the he!! that was in the coffee machine,instead of the plain white coffee filters!!!!!!!!! And here I am thinking it was some new weird type of awkward coffee filter.Boy am I glad I wasn't in the mood for a cup of coffee.

Sara,what is it going to take for you to get into your head we ARE NOT a clothing optional establishment!!!!!!!!
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Why do you get to make all the rules??  Huh sister??!!!!!!!!
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Okay Sara,you're right.....Just what is your opinion about what our working attire here should be? {holding my breath and scared!!!!!}
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Are you serving ice cream and kool aid here?  I loaned my fishnets to my brother   = (

But then maybe I'm not welcome here since I don't belong to the forum - sorry.


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We have all kinds of ice cream........i am not responsible for what you might find in it tho!!!!  LOL   By the way the whipped creme is mine!!!!  Kool aid is in the cooler.....you just have to wash your dishes when you are done.........or leave them for kim as she likes to clean up after us!!!!

Fishnets to your brother?........hmmmmm!!!!

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Thank you for the response.   I don't think people will come in here if I'm here - don't know what I did but some of the folks I thought were "friends" decided to dump me.  I don't remember what I did but I'm sorry I did whatever it was.

Enjoy the ice cream and whipped cream.


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The mirrors are here so would someone please help me hold this one up??  My arms are getting tired trying to attach it to the ceiling..........Why do i have to do everything in this place??!!!!!!!!!
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Excuse me but i am having trouble with these mirrors..................
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Sorry I can't help you Sarah..........my doctor says I must stay in my padded room for another week.
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Oh no sister....you're not getting me involved.Besides it's Sunday night...Whos supposed to be watching you???!!!
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Are you making alot of friends Mary???  LOL
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Okay, SOMEBODY'S in trouble!!!!!!  I'm not here for a couple of weeks and just LOOK at this MESS!!!!!!  ..and ain't it JUST like home too with everyone claimin' it wasn't THEM!  sigh......

The worst part is I wasn't around for the FUN!!!!!  

Now would SOMEBODY please come over here and help me and Sara with the damned mirrors!!!??....and PLEASE watch yourselves!  I almost KILLED myself when I walked through the door and slipped on what I can only hope was whipped cream!  ...AHEM, there was some industrial-sized baking accident I'm assuming?  ;-)  Yeah, I know, right....
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You will never believe what i am doing in here tonight~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I should be ashamed but im not!!!!
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did I hear HELP!!! I'm here..... Let me get those mirrors for ya,... that's it.. felling better girls?!!!
Oooops it is very slippery, what happened in here??? What you gals have been doing????
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The mess on the floor wasnt me~~~~~~~~~~~~~LOL
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yeah yeah that's what they all say: "sorry, sorry honey, I will never ever do it again"!!!
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i don't know who you're trying to fool with the ice cream parlor bit, but i think mirrors on the ceiling are a dead give away as to what type of parlor it is you're really running around here....  room for one more...lol
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Mary escaped from her padded room and headed to the cafe. Mary saw weird things moving around the cafe ( then she realized it was just the mirrors on the ceilings)
Hmmmmm........Mary notices her hair is thinning on top.  
Ooooopppppsss........Mary slips on the jello covered floor and hits the UN-Padded wall ( she is knocked unconscious).
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Mary what are we going to do with you!!!  

Okay who was messin with my pole?????
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Okay Sara,what in the he!! is on the mirror and how in the he!! did you get it up there???!!! You're going to have to clean that up,you know?? I'm not touching it!!!!!
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Oh trust me sister........it wont hurt you!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL
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Oh there you are Sara.Is Totsie in here with you? I see you're BOTH funny girls tonight,collecting kittens and sending them my way.Double trouble,ha???!!!!
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Hey, this is my first time here! Did you say its a ice cream parlor? Whats with the poles and mirrors? Damn is that Sara over there? What the helll is she doing with that whip cream? KIM...HELP! OMG!!!!  I need a padded room now.....
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Hey sign me up...I love ice cream and whip cream too..but I aint doin no dishes....
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Totsie,just a word of caution.Sara tends to use the food products around here for,shall we say,her own amusement.If you get where I'm going with that.So just be careful.If you should see say stiletto prints in the peanut butter or teeth marks in the whip cream.I would definitely pass on them.Lord knows where they've been!!!!!!!!!!
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I thought you were babysitting me kim??  Not doing a very good job now are you sister!!!! Poor Mary is still in a padded room, theeagle has gone AWOL,Mangee got abused by jello and vicuser hasnt been seen for weeks.......Lostdreams is with her rabbit so she is good to go!!!!!  Look at what you have caused....just shameful!!!!
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At what I have caused.Look sister,I said last week that it was a 2 person job,trying to keep you in check.They're dropping like flies in here,between you're slippery substances on the floor and the reflection from the mirrors.I'm the only one left still standing,for now!!!! I'm putting in for a medical leave for mental anguish because of what I just saw you doing on that pole!!!!!!!!! And I"M the shameful one????????!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yep im thinkin your jealous!!!!!!

Oh and is 10356 still in a booth hiding??  We have a couple new customers to the cafe, Totsie and totallost......I hope for their mental well being you can behave yourself!!!!!!  
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Oh well it's good to know that you're staying on top of things.Lesa was injured in that jello accident,the same one that took out poor Mary.When Mary slipped on the jello she reached for your pole to stop her fall and because of all the hanging upside down you have been doing on it,it came loose and struck poor Lesa in the head,knocking her out also.You didn't notice that the pole is leaning to the left???!!!


And while you're here I wanted to run something past you.What do you think about installing an ant farm here???
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Well I have been here for awhile.. but I I ahhh was ahh kinds busy over here.. Hi Totsie Hi totallost.. This booth is ahhh Broken Yeah that's it broken !! Now you don't want to go over there as I think it is about to ahhh  Fall Thats is it is going to fall.. I ahh have to run now but will be back.. I did not hear a noise in the bathroom.. did you ?? lol

Sara nice work on the pole.. Never knew you were so bendy lol

Kim she has been bad !! Very Very Bad !! I will not say what thou :))
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Oh Lesa,the things that I have been forced to witness.I admire your strength.I could never have lasted in that corner as long as you have.I need a referral for that electric shock that you and Mary had to have done.Please tell me it makes all those images go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Electric shock is wonderful.. It makes everything acceptable lol lol When Mary comes around she will tell you.. I can imagen the things you have witnessed !! I was out part of the When Sara Fell on me !!  but I did wake up and I can not say.. The image of the Jello.. being used in that way OMG I think I need another Shock lol
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I know I will NEVER look at jello the same way again!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good morning Mary...coffee is set up and I have cleaned the floor to avoid another slip and fall.Just be careful off that pole,Sara was swinging upside down from it again.I think we are going to have to have it reinforced.Have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!    
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Yummmmm   good coffee .   Thank You Kim.

Mary puts her tool belt on and gets to work on the pole. A little solder and some extra screws and it's good as new. Mary thinks some wax on the pole will make it shine.
  Mary thinks Sara will enjoy the new trampoline she installed.........Just be careful not to hit your head on the mirrors.
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Ohhhhhhhh I am so excited about the trampoline!!!!  I never knew you could do so many things on it........

Oh we serve coffee here???!!!!!
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Hey guys, swung by just to take a sneakpeek in the window..was scared to come in after what I saw last night. Think I'll get my mud boots on and come back with my shovel and help Kim clean up...Hey Kim, I'm going to WalMart, gonna look for a gift for your new babies...While I'm at it think I'll get Sara a cute collar and leash, so we can keep track of her. We can always hook her to the pole. Hey Sara, I don't know about ants, but how about a couple of chickens...they will clean the floor...Gotta Go ...told kids I would pick them early today...Love ya sistas...
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Got a idea....(oh no) I think this place needs security guards....HUH!!! Anyone have any suggestions? There are some folks around here that just cant be trusted own their own..LOL
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Mary doesn't think Sara should jump on trampoline without her underwear on !   OH MY....OH MY....off to get a few more shock treatments.
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So now we need security guards??!!!!

AND there is a dress code for the trampoline??  Good Lord.......so many rules!!!

I am going to install a swing in the cafe too...My very own playground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yes Sara there is a dress code and if you are not aware what undergarments are one of us would be more then happy to explain them to you!!!!

You also will need to wear your helmet while operating the swing so I suggest you get your chin strap fixed!!!!!!!!

Totsie,so nice of you to pick me up things for my 'new babies' .I hope you remembered the cocoa puffs at Walmart because I just packed the hubby up and handed him off to the fed ex guy.He should be arriving by morning!!!!!!!!!! Happy cocoa puff trails to you!!!!
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Oh please explain!!!!!!!!!!!!  This outta be good!!!!!!!!!  LMAO
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Well if there is a dress code...we gotta have someone enforce it...some nice hot (with great six packs) would be nice...I really dont think they would enforce the rules....but maybe kick out the nay sayers..LOL  And for the collar andl leash...well hell, half the time you are just flying around upside down...gotta take care of our own...Hey, I purchased 2 hula hoops today...want me to bring them...Damn I'm gonna be sore tomorrow..All this activity...its like a gym in here...do we serve melted chocolate? Just wondering...I'll take a vanilla coffee with lots of cream....Thank You...
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Hey I dont have any fishnets, but I did find some thigh highs and garters today....to who ever is missing their fishnets...I also found some (what my hubby calls) catch me F me shoes...LOL I also think we need security...to ask for ID...Love ya sistas...Have a SUPER GREAT WEEKEND.
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Hey are you the one who has my fishnets???  Mary ganked my best stilettos and i think kim has my hooker boots.....

I am going to bring my twister game~~~~~~~~~~

Off to fly upside down!!!!!!!!
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Hey, can we have movie night too? I will let sara pick the movies...LOL  Okay do we need to hang a sign "Adults only"?
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Have lots up dress up stuff, most of it is WHITE...you want to borrow some?
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1 rule I have to have....NO DAUGHTER IN LAWS ALLOWED....B**** keeps calling...(Sara)    Oh, yeah get ready Sara and me have the same birthday....gonna blow this place UP...May 13.  Sara dont mention my real age.LOL  I will be 35..right Sara...
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dont tell sara, I got a surprise for her....cute black studded collar....
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Mary goes to the cafe, puts on the pink stilettos, fishnet stockings and does the Hula-Hoop for hours. ........Mary wonders what they put in the coffee here..........
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I found a hip in the corner.......Mary did you lose one while hula hooping???

I think i could do white......I am rather pure!!!!!  We should start planning our birthday party......I will need a new outfit for the event......

Now i am off to check out my twister game......lets see if i can get my leg on the green circle and my other leg on the blue one and my right arm on the yellow....nope to uncomfortable.....lets try left leg on red circle and....................
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Okay Sara I know it is partially our faults because we didn't mention it ,but the same dress code applies to twister as it does to the trampoline.......UNDERGARMENTS!!!!!!  

Totsie,your secret is safe with me.I won't tell her.SHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I just hope she comes to the birthday party wearing more then JUST the collar and those stilettos!!!!!
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Ok forgot to tell ya'll I got a pogo stick, duct tape and wd40......for the cafe!
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Hey the next time you do a fly over my house...please warn me...You scared the **** out of my grand last night...he thought is was a witch.LOL He said he saw a witch flying over and it went into his treehouse...I told him...No hon, I know who it was...just a buddy of mine..he asked were you a ghost...I told him No, just a woman, kinda crazy like his Nonnie...
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Could you at least put a light on that tree??  good lord i hit the top branches, lost my umbrella, fell into the middle of the tree, skirt up over my head and still cant find my purse!!!!  Tell your grandbaby i am sorry for scaring him!!!!

Well just for your info sister i will be wearing matching stilettos that matches my new studded collar..........It will be a grand entrance i tell ya!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Damn you gotta quit wearing black at night...I did turn on the extra night light for you, just in case you came by tonight....hell it looks like a landing strip out here..cause I have 2 that come on auto. every night..I am gonna buy you some of those glow sticks, hot pink...Hey, I have been making the cutest tutus for babies and little girls....think I will make you and me matching ones for our b-day...how bout hot pink and black...shiny material? Kim, do you want one too?
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Hope everyone is having a great time tonight...could not make it...just snuck in for a minute...have  2 grands, son and great niece....would never bring them...maybe son, he would love this place...and he could be a member....he does qualify as one of us...Dont tear the place down....see ya'll soon...On and I left the duct tape and wd40 in that little pink tool box in the bathroom...
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Hot pink and black tutus will work just fine for me!!!  It would match my pink stilettos!!!!  We are going to be some hot babes for our birthdays!!!!  Kim will be so jealous......AGAIN!!!!
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Hey, came by all the lights were on,,, (everyone crashed at my house) thought ya'll would me blowing it up....ok I get it, this is not a Sat. night hangout...but damn, who cleaned it up so nice..and them 2 security guards...hot, hot, hot....but are those real guns they have? Oh, gotta love the tasers they have....hey are tasers a form of electric shock?
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tutus, fishnets, stilettos! I think we got our party dresses...oh, dont forget you black studded collar....OH MY MY OH HELL YESSSSS...
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Oh my my oh he!! yes, honey put on that party dress!!!!!!!!  

The security guards are very tired today.......they were busy last night!!!!!!!!!!!  Those were not guns by the way!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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Oh they are just glad to see us....LOL
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Pleased as punch they were!!!!  LOL
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Hey Sara, found your purse..saw something hanging in that cedar tree..man, I was kinda scared to look inside..but I did it anyway...Sara please..a pair of torn up fishnets, motor oil?, and (yes mama always said) a pair of clean panties(god, I hope their clean). Are all those SCREWS for the "TRAMP OH LEAN"? Woman, that bag could be considered a deadly weapon!!!!  Love ya...
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Are those BUTT prints on the mirrors? OMG Who has been in here?
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Oh yeah, I saw some ant crawling around on the counter...guess that ant farm got broken..I called pest control...cover all the food!
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I just couldnt help but notice that BOB715 has posted new photo's ....... and now I am afraid to pull them up .... you just never know around here ...... 'sides - - I am pretty certain that I should stay out of this one .....
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You cant prove those are my butt prints!!!!  Glad you got the ants under control totsie!!!

eagle......be very very scared pulling up something that says BOB on it!!!!!!
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ok girls, line up for butt prints. I have the ink bend over and spread'm
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STOP! Sara dont say a word, I will get you a lawyer,,,,Kim I could use some help here..
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Okay I'm passing the hat for Sara's defense fund.

You know Sara it doesn't help your case much that you wrote 'Minnesota Style' in chocolate syrup next to that one butt print up there!!!!!!!Oh and the fact that there doesn't appear to be any pantie lines in those butt prints doesn't help you out much either.Oh good lord,if thats a stiletto print next to that one butt print there on the left...I would just plead guilty and throw myself at the judge...AH ....I mean on the mercy of the court!!!!!!!
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Okay,, We better put a cup on the counter, collecting for Saras' legal fund. Sara, I knew it was gonna come to this...Kim do you think she will do HARD time for this?
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Well Totsie I think it will depend on whether the jail guards are prodomently male or female.If they're mostly male I think Sara will be loving doing HARD time.It will be like a vacation at Club Med for her.Although I hear they're pretty strict about the wearing of underwear in our correctional institutions.Now thats going to be the real punishment for her.Sara maybe next time you will think before you go pressing your butt up against mirrors again.I warned you something like this might happen!!!!!!!

Mary,so sorry about the butt prints still being there.We weren't able to reach up there to clean them.The one nice thing about them being there though is that they do dull that horrible reflection we were getting form the lights bouncing off the mirrors.Tomorrow we will bring a ladder and this special 'butt print remover' that Tide makes now.I saw it on an infomercial and ordered a case of it.I knew as soon as Sara installed those mirrors that this day was coming.
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Okay whose the jokester that was decorating in the mens bathroom again.Those are NOT ribbed balloons for your pleasure.Work with me people will you???!!!!!

Mary I have done all I can here tonight.If I were you I would call Sara in early and make her clean up the rest of this mess.I know she was behind that decorating job in the mens bathroom.Coffee is on and this old lady is outta here.Have a great day!!!!!!
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Mary gets out her wallet and pays off a judge to get Sara out of trouble. It's her punishment.  
Sorry Sara .......maybe next time we will let the nice policeman handcuff you.

Wow ....this butt print remover works great !
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But i like handcuffs.......well the fur lined ones anyways!!!!  Well thanks for getting me out of this one anyways......guess i better be more careful with the chocolate syrup!!!!  my bad........

Did you happen to find my studded collar in the bathroom??  I cant find that now either...oh and the oil??  Oh wait i think we used the last bottle.....

Who has my twister game??  The last time i saw it we were sliding off the dam thing....
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Hell I just want to see in the fishnets!!!!!!!!!
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Well someone took my fishnets and wont give them back!!!!!!!
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Sara, I told you I found a pair in that big ole purse of yours..they were a little torn...but hey, they are full of holes anyway..LOL Saw the hooker again yesterday...I am pretty sure she has your boots..J was gonna give her a holler today, but we didnt see her..He was gonna ask about your boots.
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Next time stop and ask her and if they are mine you know what you need to do!!!!!!!!
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Burn them and buy you a new pair? You aint seen this working girl...Joey said she must be straight 9-5 and off on weekends. We didnt see her yesterday afternoon or today...HMMM..maybe she was working...
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Oh, and I am not gonna play twister with you again...you cheat...that is just way too much oil...and the security guards are working men!!! HAHAHA all their parts work...lol Yes the ants are gone...you should have been here when pest control got here..YUMMY!  I am not talking about the ant either..Oh, I left some jello jigglers for you and Kim in the fridge..enjoy...and quit using all the chocolate..I am having all the mirrors replaced with unbreakable mirrors..I am really worried you are gonna hurt yourself or more so one of us...and what happened to the pogo stick.???I have never saw one bent like that..looks like someone was beat over the head with it...Has everyone got their bunny ears on?
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You get all the money we collected for Sara a lawyer...cause you getting her out was the best punishment EVER..you knew just what to do...Yes I know Sara was really upset, crying and cussing. She will be ok. Those cops are still smiling...
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Kim, Sara and Totsie walk into toy store to replace all the stuff we have misplaced, broken or that has gotten thrown in the trash and their security guards wont let us in...cause THEY have a dress code...no fishnets, tutus ,stilettos...Kim I told you we should not let Sara pick out our clothing today...now what? And I saw who decorated the MENS Room....I aint telling...
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Mary doesn't think you girls should be standing outside the cafe dressed like that.  Come inside girls before you cause an accident !

Totsie.......I don't think that's a short skirt you have on.......I think it's a tube top.
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Oh the things you can do with a pogo stick!!!

We COULD of gotten into the toy store if we didnt have those dumb bunny ears on.....I tried to tell you but you didnt listen.  

Oh my the easter bunny is here now......he has dark glasses on......better go and check out what he is hiding........thump thump thump
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Well, if the tube top fits.....(wherever) wear it...Right?  Sara, you know better to ever trust a STRANGE rabbit wearing dark glasses. Just because its Easter....what are you thinking? Just make sure to clean up the rabbit poop....and it aint thump, thump, thump...its thumpity, thumpity, thumpity, thump....LOL
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Okay girls...where are all my hunnybunnies tonight?
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Im still busy with the Easter Bunny!!!
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FOR SHAME!
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Sara, did you know that when a male rabbit (aka buck) "gets done" he flips off the Doe backwards. Just a tid bit of information from my boys 4-H days and family time in the garage watching the bunnies, lol.
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Sara and myself went to see the polar bears...well ya'll know Sara..somehow she manages to drop one of her new red stilettos into the bears water...Hey, did ya'll see this on the news? Sara jumps over the fence into the water (during feeding time) to get that damn shoe..1 of the bears gave her a little nip on the butt...Hows the sore cheek Sara? Well the zoo people were throwing ropes to her..yelling at her to grab the rope...does she? Oh no, she yelled back that them that she had to get her shoe..Well the poor bear that had the shoe....I thought Sara was gonna whoop its butt..those bears will never be the same..And the bear that bit her butt, he took off running back inside, the whole time shaking his head from side to side, drooling real bad....I will never take Sara back to the ZOO...
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Is there any place i am allowed to go anymore!!!!!  LMAO
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Well okay...we will go on vacation...if you promise to be kinda good. Oh did you find your studded collar. What about the leash? Put those in you suitcase for sure. I can just see us on the beach..some honey walks by..you jump up and take off running after him..I give you a few feet(getting going pretty good) and snatch that leash...Oh I am being mean now...sorry sara...LOL Oh my gosh, they are showing you on showbiz tonight...jumping into the polar pool...
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Was THAT Sara I saw on the news???!!! OMG I didn't know.You couldn't see the persons face because they had one of those blurry round circles up.You know the kind they put up to block things that can't be shown on tv....I'm taking it Sara didn't have underwear on,thus the blurry circle.Did she at least get the shoe back??!!!
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So if we go to the beach i have to be leashed??!!!!  LOL

Who wears underpants??
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Not all the time...just when you get that crazy look in your eyes!  Its not who wears panties, it what are panties..LOL How many stitches was it again? Hope it didnt mess up and tattoos. Yes Kim she got her shoe back...and b****** all the way to the hospital about it being wet,,She did enjoy all the attention from some cute dr that put the stitches in..asked him did he make house calls..Invited him to the cafe...told him she would wear her nurses outfit for him.
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Who put that big ole pool in here and filled it with mud? Gosh, I hope thats mud.
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Totsie,I'm surprised this has been the first trip to the ER for stitches for her.Shes lucky she didn't need them after that 'mirror butt print incident' and the stiff she does with that pogo stick...Well that just can't be healthy!!!!!!!!!!!
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Honestly Kim, I think she enjoyed the pain...Thanks for the DP...it is a old addiction I have...keep some in house for when craving gets to bad. But I was good tonight, didnt give in..LOL And Sara, you go ahead and send me some chickens...I got something for them.LOL They will come running back to you.
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Where is the fly swatter and bug spray I put under the sink?..I just saw a HUGH bug crawling around in here.
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DO NOT let gizzy in the door...Just found out he likes jigglers alot...and ladies alot of us around her jiggle alot..
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Gizzy is learning pole dancing and i am teaching him!!!!!!  I am multi talented i tell ya!!!

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Well dont get to jiggling to much on that pole...dont want to see gizzy get hurt..Remember the number for emergencies is 911.
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*******Warning!  If this thread gets any larger its going to crash the site*********


OiY !!
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The young paramedics are on site now!!!!  LOL
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Young paramedics huh
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I think we need to put them on payroll...Hey them and security guys too...what could it hurt.....
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Eye Candy.. but you have to watch sara.. she does not like to share :)
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You damn straight i dont share!!!!!!  They are all mine mine MINE!!!!!!
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Oh, be nice sara. She does share...just dont want to admit it...LOL..You have to be a GOOD friend...but she will share...
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I wont share something that is worth going back a second time!!!!!!  LOL
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Now Sara, you be nice...remember we have been working on being NICE...REALLY *HARD*......Hey I fedexed the chickens to the cafe...enjoy...
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REMEMBER my friends...not all super heros wear capes....time for all our super heros to kick some a** around here...take names later..You go Gizzy...
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Okay...I think my sisters in crime are MIA...Do I need to send out a search party?
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WE ARE OPEN....Tonight is a no holds barred party for Sara...hope you got your party clothes on....Sara is shining in bright gold, skin tight dress, gold stilettos...still didnt find her fishnets....Lets get this party started....Rock on Sara...
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Thanks for bringing the trampoline and jello!!!!!  This is going to be fun.......oh my we have some eye candy entering the cafe.......i think my skirt is too tight right now.....
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What skirt? Ohh ****...thought that was a headband...Well it is on your head Sara...Do you like the new counter boys? Serve you up a scoop or two...what flavor?
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Sara, I see the decorations we ordered came in....only a few more days until our day..Remind me again "How young are you gonna be?" 27?
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