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After Dark Cafe continues~~

It is hard for some people to get this on their phone as it has gotten long so lets continue on this one....

Quick update...I have proposed that we write the menu down on IBK's chest, that way everyone knows the daily special....Vicki thinks a strand of pearls would spice it up along with a small pair of earrings.  I dont really know who would notice the earrings but anyways.........

Bettermomma, here you are!!!
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If she wears her hair up in a French twist the earrings will be noticeable, at least I would notice!  Being that I'm "dressing" her!!     LOL
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Do I have any say in this? At all?

And btw, I need a title. Door Greeter? Madame? Bouncer? Or my personal favorite: The-Only-Person-Stupid-Enough-To-Let-This-Crew-Dress-Me-And-Put-Me-At-The-Door.
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How about: Grand Dame?

Oh...and I need to pick up some heels for you,too! Do you like red?
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So I'm the fun bag holder, huh? Isn't that why the Good Lord gave us men two hands you and woman two....nevermind.

Maybe I'll just dance around out front in my pink tutu. I may have to do some taping though so I don't scare off any new customers.

I can picture it now. I think we'll make a great team IBK!
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Table for one by the pole, please...
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Whadda you mean there is no bar. I'm going back to have a look.....
Oops, it seems I was in the wrong place. I was in Dirty Eva's night spot down the road. Oh well, I'll have to stay sober the next time I decide to go to the After Dark Cafe. That Dirty Eva is a real flake but boy what a body! Oh,Oh, I'll have to shut down. My wife is coming ino the room and as old as I am I would still like a year or two more.
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Hootie Hoo!!   Hootie Hoo!!
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Thanks Sarah!

... wait a minute! Vicki, I thot there wasn't a dress code!? .........

Oh what to do..... Hmmmm.....


Well I know one thing! I'm not cleaning up the hot dogs or condiments off the trampoline! Every time I try, I get caught in the shrink wrapped that bmdad and addict put up around it to be able to fill it with jello! I'm not doin it!


Any ideas on my attire for the night? I can't decide!
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Hey all, is there a VIP list?  Or can I come in too?   :) and what is the dress code?  Haha
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Lol no VIP list... I don't think ... and as far as dress code.... well evidently swinging from the ceilings naked is allowed .... soooooooo anything goes!



I guess! Lmao!


Just gotta be creative!
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We are all VIP's in our own minds!!  Just walk thru the door and take up residence wherever it is safe.  Just stay away from my pole!!!

Mangee..are you okay?  Momma didnt catch you at Dirty Eva's did she?

bettermomma...there are gloves under the sink.  You can do this!!  lol
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We have good music playing?  You will find me dancing on the bar.... wait, do we have a bar?
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We always have music playing!  Dance away but just remember we are not responsible for accidents!!!  lol
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Mangee got clean up on the hot dog mess, cuz I caught him at Eva's!

Any one up for trapizee?
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Nope. No bar.  Bistro tables...

Dress code philosophy:  "Less is more"!

Trapeze?  Fine with me ....HAHAHAHAHAHA !
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Lol ok well I thot I saw Brian changing his pink tutu, into a hat! I might b mistaken tho, the red lights really mess with the atmosphere in here!
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The red lights do take some getting used too!!

Oh wait till you see Brian in his leopard thong!!
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There's nothing wrong with a grown man wearing only Mickey Mouse ears hat while riding around on a unicycle, is there? This place is more like a circus rather than a cafe so I figured it would be okay.

About my leopard thong....last I saw Vicki had it and I want it back! I think she sleeps with it under her pillow each night!...lol....I knew I shouldn't have flung it her way when I was attempting to do a pole dance! Thank God she was the only one watching.
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Ummm no she wasnt!
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IBK...
How about 'Hostess with the Mostest!'?

Is there chocolate at this party?  It could be part of the dress code...
Just sayin'
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Great idea Lu!
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Yes...I have the thong; I'm wearing it!  It's a little stretched out in the front but otherwise, I think it looks cute!

Do you want it back now?  I'll wear it tonight at the Cafe...
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I thought I heard someone chuckling in the background..... I should've known it was you Sara!

We did have some Hershey's Syrup a year or two ago but someone squirting it all over the room when nobody was looking. Well, at least that's what Sara told me. I don't buy it though considering you can often smell chocolate on her. I'd really like to know what she does with it.

I can guarantee the thong is'nt stretched out all that much in the front!

The heck with wearing it. Just head on in wearing your birthday suit twirling it on your finger. It can be part of your pole dance. Oh, here's an idea...I can be part of your pole dance. Motion me with your finger to come up on stage so you can give them back to me. You can help me slide into them.

A dual pole dance with Vicki...I'm liking it. Any other ideas for our show?
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Chocolate is theraputic!!  The men in blue liked it!!  I'm still waiting for the guy with dark sunglasses to reappear....Remember?

I hope you are using your OWN pole.....

Why is the trapeez stuck in the ceiling fan and WTH is on the trampoline?
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Happy Birthday Vicki~~
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Thanks Sara!


Bmdad:  your idea sounds almost pornographic in your description. I'm just hot thinking about it! You're naughty and I'm going to drink some cold water!
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Too damn early for a visual!!
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If you get too cold from that cold water just let me know. I have some candles that drip hot wax! I'm sure that would warm you up!

Happy Birthday Vicki! This is a complete guess here, but from your picture I would say it's what, your big 30? I've been practicing a special pole dance routine (on Sara's pole) just for you! Boy is that pole slippery. Can you please explain why Sara?

I hope you had a wonderful day!
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Thanks Brian!   You are so full of...well, sperm.  LMAO!!   I'm a little light headed here...something about dripping, hot wax....
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Well, my wife's 8 week recovery time from her hysterectomy is about over so I won't be full of it too much longer! 29 hours, 37 minutes and 14 no 13 seconds and counting!
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LOL!   OHHHH...that makes sense!  

Go easy there... ;)
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Well you should be back in about a minute and a half!!
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HAHAHAHHA!
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Lol...You don't have to give me that much credit...Thanks Sara!
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I hear loud music playing...
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Sounds like "eye of the tiger"?
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It's either that or "Honkytonk Woman"!
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Well we know it isnt Shook Me All Night Long!!  LMAO
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You're all right on the money! I barely had a chance to get my pants down!
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I'm just picturing that...HAHAHAHAHAHA !    But, seriously, I don't believe you for a second!!!   I know better....
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Gotta love a man with stamina!!  lol
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Come on now.... I take care of business before it's my turn!

Figures...her ob finally gives her the go ahead and I get called for an outage working nights. 12 hour shift, 7 days a week. When I'm home the kids are up. Sara...can I Fedex my kiddos to your house for a week or two? If so, they will show up wearing navy and orange and you better not send them back wearing black and silver!

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I'll take them for a week or so for you Brian but they may come back with cheese hats...rofl
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I think I'll just have to stick with the "quickies"!! Even going without would be a better option because if they came home in cheese hats my blood would boil and I'd have a heart attack! My eyes just couldn't bear the sight!

If that happened I'd have to knit some kitty cat Bears sweaters, go on a recon mission and you'd wake up in the morning to a lovely sight! You just might wake up with one on too!
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Just trying to help a friend out. LOL
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I would love to see the look on your face as you wake up, walk to the bathroom to brush your teeth, look in the mirror and notice you're wearing Navy and Orange. That could probably be one of those spoof visa priceless commercials. I'm sure people would hear the scream from around the world!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

And then I'd hear the racking of a shotgun as you hunted me down!
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You should be able to hear the racking from here. Just the thought of those colors has got me wanting to hunt...lol

Cheese all around???
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We bleed Silver and Black in my house...proceed with caution!!
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i have a midget with a money, does that help?
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*monkey
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A midget with a monkey? Do tell.....
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Im all ears too!!
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Oh...so now were making fun with midgets...I'm in. Naturally!  LOL
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How about a monkey with money!
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A midget with a monkey and money? I'm all in.....

All we need now is a pole, some whipped cream and a trampoline. I'm coming up on the BIG 6-0 in a few months here kids, work with me. It doesn't take all that much to entertainment me. LOL
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So when you are almost 60 do you have tears run down your leg when you laugh?
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Actually Sarah, that started at around age 51.....
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Oh arent you a funny girl!!!  lol
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http://img.moonbuggy.org/midget-pole-dancer/       i know the link is bad but i'm lmao the midget likes to poll dance while the money smokes cigarettes and throws bananas off the stage. lol dominosarah i posted an irish pic on my facebook that said i laugh so hard tears run down my leg, funny you said that.
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