It is hard for some people to get this on their phone as it has gotten long so lets continue on this one....
Quick update...I have proposed that we write the menu down on IBK's chest, that way everyone knows the daily special....Vicki thinks a strand of pearls would spice it up along with a small pair of earrings. I dont really know who would notice the earrings but anyways.........
Whadda you mean there is no bar. I'm going back to have a look.....
Oops, it seems I was in the wrong place. I was in Dirty Eva's night spot down the road. Oh well, I'll have to stay sober the next time I decide to go to the After Dark Cafe. That Dirty Eva is a real flake but boy what a body! Oh,Oh, I'll have to shut down. My wife is coming ino the room and as old as I am I would still like a year or two more.
... wait a minute! Vicki, I thot there wasn't a dress code!? .........
Oh what to do..... Hmmmm.....
Well I know one thing! I'm not cleaning up the hot dogs or condiments off the trampoline! Every time I try, I get caught in the shrink wrapped that bmdad and addict put up around it to be able to fill it with jello! I'm not doin it!
Any ideas on my attire for the night? I can't decide!
There's nothing wrong with a grown man wearing only Mickey Mouse ears hat while riding around on a unicycle, is there? This place is more like a circus rather than a cafe so I figured it would be okay.
About my leopard thong....last I saw Vicki had it and I want it back! I think she sleeps with it under her pillow each night!...lol....I knew I shouldn't have flung it her way when I was attempting to do a pole dance! Thank God she was the only one watching.
I thought I heard someone chuckling in the background..... I should've known it was you Sara!
We did have some Hershey's Syrup a year or two ago but someone squirting it all over the room when nobody was looking. Well, at least that's what Sara told me. I don't buy it though considering you can often smell chocolate on her. I'd really like to know what she does with it.
I can guarantee the thong is'nt stretched out all that much in the front!
The heck with wearing it. Just head on in wearing your birthday suit twirling it on your finger. It can be part of your pole dance. Oh, here's an idea...I can be part of your pole dance. Motion me with your finger to come up on stage so you can give them back to me. You can help me slide into them.
A dual pole dance with Vicki...I'm liking it. Any other ideas for our show?
If you get too cold from that cold water just let me know. I have some candles that drip hot wax! I'm sure that would warm you up!
Happy Birthday Vicki! This is a complete guess here, but from your picture I would say it's what, your big 30? I've been practicing a special pole dance routine (on Sara's pole) just for you! Boy is that pole slippery. Can you please explain why Sara?
Come on now.... I take care of business before it's my turn!
Figures...her ob finally gives her the go ahead and I get called for an outage working nights. 12 hour shift, 7 days a week. When I'm home the kids are up. Sara...can I Fedex my kiddos to your house for a week or two? If so, they will show up wearing navy and orange and you better not send them back wearing black and silver!
I think I'll just have to stick with the "quickies"!! Even going without would be a better option because if they came home in cheese hats my blood would boil and I'd have a heart attack! My eyes just couldn't bear the sight!
If that happened I'd have to knit some kitty cat Bears sweaters, go on a recon mission and you'd wake up in the morning to a lovely sight! You just might wake up with one on too!
I would love to see the look on your face as you wake up, walk to the bathroom to brush your teeth, look in the mirror and notice you're wearing Navy and Orange. That could probably be one of those spoof visa priceless commercials. I'm sure people would hear the scream from around the world!
And then I'd hear the racking of a shotgun as you hunted me down!
http://img.moonbuggy.org/midget-pole-dancer/ i know the link is bad but i'm lmao the midget likes to poll dance while the money smokes cigarettes and throws bananas off the stage. lol dominosarah i posted an irish pic on my facebook that said i laugh so hard tears run down my leg, funny you said that.
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