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After Dark Cafe is open for business~
Okay everyone,you know the rules right? If not here are a few of them....
1. STAY AWAY FROM MY POLE
2. That is MY whip cream
3. Clean up after yourself
4. What happens in the cafe stays in the cafe
5. Violators will be towed at their own expense
We do need a few to come in and clean the place up. Volunteers?
1. STAY AWAY FROM MY POLE
2. That is MY whip cream
3. Clean up after yourself
4. What happens in the cafe stays in the cafe
5. Violators will be towed at their own expense
We do need a few to come in and clean the place up. Volunteers?
COMMUNITY LEADER
Who is going to look at her earrings??
There is a lady on MH who enjoys the cafe but it takes too long to load on her phone..I am going to start a cafe #2 so she can participate.
There is a lady on MH who enjoys the cafe but it takes too long to load on her phone..I am going to start a cafe #2 so she can participate.
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA !
Ohhhhhh! That's funny Sara!
IBK: Definitely topless with several strands of pearls. Very attractive and classy. Also, small pearl earrings...
Ohhhhhh! That's funny Sara!
IBK: Definitely topless with several strands of pearls. Very attractive and classy. Also, small pearl earrings...
COMMUNITY LEADER
We could write the menu down on your boobs, that way everyone would know the daily special!
The duct tape is out of the question. The saran wrap just isn't fashionable and poor Brian's arms would fall off after an hour. I give up on the equipment and will take the job at the door.
I WILL find the outfit perfect for me and I shall stand at the door and greet everyone with the grace and elegance you all know I possess!! (It's getting deep in here)...
I WILL find the outfit perfect for me and I shall stand at the door and greet everyone with the grace and elegance you all know I possess!! (It's getting deep in here)...
I'm still trying to think of a solution to IBK's large breast situation! Im thinking that Brian may have to hold them...
I actually tried a pole dancing class once and I ended up giving myself a black eye when I flipped upside down I kicked myself.
We should add some wax in the mix,,today I got my eyebrow,,lip,,well my whole face waxed and she dropped some on my eyelid and it glued my eye shut
Maybe Im a machosist? I subconsciously enjoy pain
I like whip cream,,,its slippery though
We should add some wax in the mix,,today I got my eyebrow,,lip,,well my whole face waxed and she dropped some on my eyelid and it glued my eye shut
Maybe Im a machosist? I subconsciously enjoy pain
I like whip cream,,,its slippery though
There is no damn bar in the cafe, (duh) for one and the vaseline "sample" on the pole crack was a little rough....even for here. Seriously...YUK!
I was hiding behind the bar the other night and I saw what was going on. Sara, I am very very surprised at your antics. Here I had you pegged as a strait laced Victorian kind of lady and I find I was wrong. How could you do this in front of my virgin eyes? Just for that here is a very large HUMPH. I took a sample and found out that it was not vasilene on the pole.
It's awfully quiet over here. What happened? Is everyone crammed into a little room behind locked doors? Why wasn't I invited??!!!
Hostess function? Really Vicki? Do you have Ding Dongs and Snowballs on your mind again??!!!
IBK- I think you better take the Madame, I mean, Hostess function at the Cafe. It's a lot safer...
hey who put the ashtray in the freezer?
& why is there a monkey wearing a diaper in my bedroom?
& why is there a monkey wearing a diaper in my bedroom?
COMMUNITY LEADER
Okay Brian, lets hear em!!!
IBK..I think you have forgetten a few things in your day!! Now where are my apple fritters?????????????
IBK..I think you have forgetten a few things in your day!! Now where are my apple fritters?????????????
I saw we just wrap IBK in shrink wrap! Naked means naked and duct tape would just cover em up!
Now is Sara's stripper pole gonna be placed in the middle of the trampoline?
We could take the net off of the trampoline,wrap shrink wrap around it and then fill it up with jello. Addict and I can sit back and watch you ladies to some naked/jello/trampoline wrestling! Might as well top all of you off with some whipped cream while we're at it!
IBK....I say leave the shrink wrap off. They can be your secret weapon(s)!
You each need a wresting name now! I've got a few in mind. Anyone else?
Now is Sara's stripper pole gonna be placed in the middle of the trampoline?
We could take the net off of the trampoline,wrap shrink wrap around it and then fill it up with jello. Addict and I can sit back and watch you ladies to some naked/jello/trampoline wrestling! Might as well top all of you off with some whipped cream while we're at it!
IBK....I say leave the shrink wrap off. They can be your secret weapon(s)!
You each need a wresting name now! I've got a few in mind. Anyone else?
Okay ladies, there is a lot of stuff I have done in my day (and will still do). I am an addict after all but I WILL NOT HANG FROM A POLE OR A DELUXE TRAPEZE NAKED WITH MY BOOBS DUCT TAPED. Okay? You will need to find some other sucker. This momma is way too old!
Ask DS...she is usually game for anything if you offer her something as simple as an Apple Fritter...trust me, it's true!!!
Ask DS...she is usually game for anything if you offer her something as simple as an Apple Fritter...trust me, it's true!!!
Ok... I got the duct tape and another can of whipped cream!
Where's the pole... or maybe even the trampoline?
Where's the pole... or maybe even the trampoline?
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