After Dark Cafe

[Totsie59]

Okay...guys we got the permit to reopen....

Halloween party tomorrow night....

Best be seeing Kim, Jolly, Giz, Sarah, and Outoftown at least....

Called the cleaning crew in...Sarah your pole is polished and shined....Jolly and Outoftown....well ....wear your costumes...we WILL not lock you up this time...Kim please come help keep this place under control...

Everyone.....jello  and ice cream is on the house...

[Totsie59]

OMG...so sorry...Please forgive me...

EVERYONE on this site is welcome to attend.....just beware...we have some crazy folks around....

[Totsie59]

Please be good...think we will have several new people....PLEASE wear underwear for this special occasion....

[narla]

sounds like fun I wish I could fly in from Australia.    Denise

[beatingthis]

MAN, if I have to wear underware I am not coming!! Totsie you are getting old! HA!

[dominosarah]

Who listens to totsie anyways!!!!  LOL

[gizzy32]

Hiya Totsie. I think this is the first time I have ever been on the after dark cafe, lol. Sooooooooooooooooo, your hogs are playing Eastern Michigan and they are 0-7. Ummmm, I think the Hogs will demolish them huh? Have a Happy Halloween and be careful of the junk in the trunk, haha. Remember? LOL

[kim715]

Well it's about time this place reopened.After the mess and destruction Sara and those off duty firemen and policemen and road crew men and that football team caused I didn't think this place would ever be able to be open for business again and with a permit and all.How did you manage that Totsie.....never mind answering that..LOL Just glad you did.

Totsie I think I will wear the tutu you made me and I am going to try and get in touch with Mary and see if she still has those stilettos we hid from Sara that night.

Sara PLEASE wear the underwear...You know what happened the last time you got on the pole after it was freshly greased and you didn't have any on....Need I remind you of that 'incident' and the trip to the ER.....HMMMMMMM??????

See you people tonight.Off to make the jello molds....

[beatingthis]

KIM!!!!!

HELLOOOOOO!!!!!
Missed you!

Terry

[kim715]

Hi Terry!!!!! How are you? Missed you too.....Hugs....Kim

[dominosarah]

Who said totsie got the permits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL.....and sara works her charm again........

[beatingthis]

I just knew it was you sara How many this time did it take???

You are amazing!!! You cougar you!!!!

Ahhhh Kimmy sooooo glad you are here. Just don't wear my tutu. Mine is the yellow one OK? XXXOOO

T

[dominosarah]

You can have my tutu cuz all i am wearing is nail polish!!!!!!!!!!

[beatingthis]

I sure hope it is the black polish you always like to wear!!!

[beatingthis]

Who's great ideal was it to use glow in the dark condoms tied on a string for decorations??? They look....  ahhhhh very bright and colorful! Good work!!! :)
What did you fill them with?  Sara????? you didn't!!!!!

[Holliee]

Hello all how is the party going and where is the ice cream???? No drugs so I want ice cream...lol

[gizzy32]

Good morning everyone. Hey Totsie, i told ya arkansas would demolish them.  63-27 lol. Go Hogs.

P.S. I want some candy:)

[kim715]

Sara I had a feeling it might have been you who got the permit.I am actually relieved to hear it.For a minute I thought you were becoming a bad influence on poor innocent Totsie.LOL

Giz saying you want candy is a loaded request in here.You know what 'candy' is code for in Sara's world???!!!!!  I hope you have a strong back.LOL

[dominosarah]

poor innocent Totsie??!!!!!!!!  LOL

[Totsie59]

OMG...I am sooo glad to see you all...

Hey Kim, Sarah told me all about how to get the permit to reopen...and yes she was with me....

Giz...I have candy for you....stay away from the cougars hon....and PLEASE stay away from those greased poles...

Kim, I am sooo glad to see you...you know I cant do this alone...


Where is my twister game.????

Sara...please put some panties on...never mind...just get off the TRAMP O LEAN....PLEASE..

Giz...didnt get to watch my Hogs...but hell...Soooooeeee Piggggs...Love my Arkansas Razorbacks...we gotta get sports tv in here...

So glad Kim still has her tutu...I still got mine too...

OH...and Giz....made my junk even bigger for Halloween....got lots of cat calls....

Love you guys...

[Totsie59]

Sara has taught me alot  since I joined MH....LOL   God Bless her!!!! Sara is my HERO...

Love you Sara..

Missing ya'll....Jolly and Outoftown.

So glad to see my handsome son has decided to check out our cafe...Welcome Gizzy...YOM

[jollyman069]

Glad the room is back open..remember ladies I can BREATH THROUGH MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dominosarah]

And that is why we love you jolly!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL

[Mangee]

Hey people, sorry I didn't make the party but I was constantly surrounded by dozens of little demons and I couldn't break away. I hope you got the bag of goodies I sent over to the cafe. Come to think of it I sent it with two of those little demons, did they show up. I didn't like the evil look on the little female demon as I handed her the bag.

[dominosarah]

Yep Kim showed up but didnt share any of the candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LMAO

[flmagi]

What are you people doing up at this un-godly hour????

[beatingthis]

Un- godly hour???? It's always a un-godly hour in here!
Soooo Giz wants to come and play???

Giz do ya think you can handle it?

[jollyman069]

this after hours cafe thing is weird...keep waking up with that glazed donut feeling on my face....gotta pry my eyes open to see!!!!!.....rofl

[gizzy32]

OMG jollyman, ROTF. Ty for the laugh, hahahahha.

[kim715]

Sara,was that a shot???!!!! Demon,ha???!!! All I can say is I learned from the best,sister!!! LMAO

And Sara I would never not share with you.....Want some candy little girl???!!! LOL

Giz,whats up with the back brace??!! I guess Sara did that 'special' flyover and brought you that 'candy' you requested:)!!!

Jolly,what were you and Sara doing in that back room with the peanut butter and why are you breathing so heavy out your ears??!!

And although I probably don't want to know the answer to this...How in the world did Sara's pink stiletto end up stuck in that ceiling tile like that???!!!

Totsie ,wasn't it your turn to be watching her??!!!

[dominosarah]

Ya totsie.......werent you supposed to be watching me??  See kim it isnt my fault!!!!!  LMAO

[kim715]

Ya Totsie...what Sara said!!!!! LMAO

[Totsie59]

OMG...Ok...blame it on me....Do ya'll know how hard it is to watch Sara?

Yes, I know Sara got a little out of hand...but hey, it was a Halloween party...

And I DO love to see Sara get wild and crazy...Hey, she deserves to cut loose ever now and then...
and I aint gonna tell anyone how Saras stilletto got stuck in the ceiling...

Sara, you know me love you for a long time...

Jolly...just keep breathing out the ears..and leave the donuts alone....shame on you......
Kim...Jolly and Sara really enjoyed the jello you made....

Giz...be careful in here....

Ok....Sara....Me and Kim wore out tutus, fish nets and stillettos...what was up with that costume you had on?  Pleeeeaaassseeee!!!!!

[dominosarah]

I told you i was just wearing nail polish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jollyman069]

Oh my my Oh hell yea....man Halloween party was out of this world.......

[kim715]

Jolly,you and Sara need to replace the jar of peanut butter.Totsie and I thought we better throw it out since neither you nor Sara would tell us just what the 2 of you were using it for in the back room!!!!

Sara Halloween is officially over now so I'm afraid we are going to have to insist that you at least wear the tutu with the nail polish,at least until the Thanksgiving party!!!!!

Totsie you are going to have to get the guy back here to grease up Sara's pole again.Her and Jolly got peanut butter and whipped cream all over it and heaven only knows what else.All I'm going to say is it's real sticky from something and needs greased up again.

[dominosarah]

Well for your information sister Jolly and i dont kiss and tell!!!!

I am trying to be unique in my wardrobe!!!  Do you and totsie know how silly you look in your tutu's??!!!!!  LOL

Oh i spilled Heinz 57 on my shirt today and busted out laughing.....wasnt on the pillow case but it brought back memories!!!!!!!!!  Happy pop tarts and cocoa puffs sister.......

[kim715]

LMFAO   OH the poptarts and cocoa puffs!!!!!!  AND you remembered the steak sauce on the pillow case too!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH memories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[dominosarah]

I still think the shorts was the best one!!!!!!!!!!  Or the socks flying out the window!!!!!!  Now those are funny!!!!!!!!!!  LMAO

[kim715]

OMG girl you have some terrific memory.Oh yes the shorts will forever be the best one!!! LMFAO

[dominosarah]

That was so frickin hilarious!!  I still laugh when i think about it!!!

[kim715]

Now you know everyone who reads this is going to want to know about the 'shorts' incident now,and if I have to disclose it to others in a pm I am going to have to tell my Chuck it was all your fault!!!!!!OMG that was so funny though,in it's own sick gross way!!!! AND I still bring it up to him and threaten to tell everyone we know about it.You know him though,he don't care......The man has no shame!!!! LOL

Hey what about the pickle,remember that???!!!! LMFAO

[dominosarah]

you may have to refresh my memory on that one!!!  We have laughed till our bellies have hurt havent we!!!

[jollyman069]

all I have to say is I dont kiss and tell...but I lost my socks to they mysteriously were just blown off my feet....and funny  my EARS got all plugged up couldnt catch my breath.........and remember I do breathe through my ears when need be...lmao

[kim715]

Sara....your kids and the pickle in the bedroom garbage can.You were so p!$$ed about that...And yes we have had many nights where I laughed so hard I cried.

[dominosarah]

Oh man that STILL chaps my behind!!!!  How could i forget my nervous breakdown over a pickle!!!!!!!  The madder i got the more you laughed!!!!!!!!  LOL

Jolly......i cant find your socks either......hmmm i do remember you coming in with them too!!!!!!!!  LOL

[Mangee]

Normally I love chilli and I must say I initially enjoyed the chilli that dominosarah brought to the cafe,but I stopped enjoying it after two days spent crouched over the toilet bowl. It certainly doesn't taste the same coming up as it does going down, thanx sarah.

[beatingthis]

Pickles? Socks? I love this place.

[forumryder]

thats so cool everyone is so close and friends

[jollyman069]

Man my feet are COLD.............oh my my oh hell yea...my ears are unplugged and ready again....rofl

[dominosarah]

oh my my oh he!! yes...sara got out of her party dress!!!!!!!!!!

[jollyman069]

oh my my oh hell yea..know I am going to have that glaze faced feeling again

[Totsie59]

I cant even type...I am laughing so hard...I dont think I want to know about the pickle...but the socks...Okay....
Jolly, I know one of these days I am gonna come in here and find you dead....can you say 911????
Damn, Sara...gonna have to order a new pole...I think that might be rust on the old one...god, I hope that is rust...

Okay....Twister night coming up...you know thats my favorite.....twister with jello....lets get ready to rumble...

Sara, did you order all this Crisco cooking oil?  20 gallons?  We have got to hire a cleaning crew....

GET OFF MY POGO STICK JOLLY.....

[dominosarah]

Is that all we got was 20 gallons?  What will we use for the rest of the weekend!!!

Remember what happened to Kim the last time we played twister?  Oh the visuals i still have!!  LOL

[narla]

This Cafe sounds intriguing whats the address or is it private members only,Can't stop laughing.

[kim715]

Sara must you remind me of what happened the last time we had twister night....OUCH it still hurts when I think about it....I walked funny for about 3 weeks and forget sitting down and crossing my legs.....

Totsie we really do need to hire a cleaning person because I'm telling you right now I am NOT cleaning up that mess that Jolly and Sara made in that back room.I don't even want to know what half of that stuff is or is used for.

Narla,not a private members cafe at all.....Just a warning posted on the front door....'Enter At Your Own Risk'...LOL     and make sure you have all your shots...Oh and most importantly stay away from the peanut butter,you don't even want to know the things Sara finds it 'useful' for and always wipe down the pole with antiseptic wipes before swinging off of it...LOL   Welcome!!!!!

[jollyman069]

dont need 911 Totsie...I know for certain that several in here know thigh to mouth resusatation....rofl

[dominosarah]

Why do i get blamed for everything??!!!!!!!!!

Jolly........Me love you long time.........LMAO

[Mangee]

What was that mouthwash you had in the washroom?  My eyes were ready to bulge out of their sockets and smoke was coming out of my ears. If someone,I can't remember who, hadn't pulled me off of the ceiling I would probably still be there.

[beatingthis]

Sara your friends in blue were here last night looking for you,something about giving back ALL there cuffs! Are you borrowing them again and why do you need so many????

Can we use almond butter this time? I am on a diet. LiME JELLO YEAH!!!!!!

Totsie have you seen my black and red Madonna bra?

Jolly do you have it again?????

[kim715]

Beatingthis,is it  black and red with gold tassles attached????  If so ask Sara...she was on that pole the other night with it on.Swinging those tassles around so fast I thought she was going to take Jolly's eye out.

[beatingthis]

Darn her, That is why I let her use the one without the tassles. I just know she is going to hurt someone!

Hahahaha Kim   OMG FUNNY!!!

[jollyman069]

didn't loose an eye but got a couple of chipped teeth??/ not really too sure how that hapened though...if anyone took pics please let me know ...I will sell them to the National Enquirer....rofl

[Mangee]

Hey jolly, I got the pictures but no one would buy them. They say the censors would not allow any magazine to publish them. Way too hot! They also asked me where the, "After Dark Cafe," was, with the intention of shutting it down,so I suddenly got severe case of dementia and couldn't remember a darn thing. You will probably notice that all my fingers are taped up. Burnt them while handling the pictures.

[NorcoQueenoftheUniverse]

108... feeling GREAT!

[Totsie59]

OMG...I love you guys soooo much...I was feeling down and sooo tired....and I come here...and I am LMAO....Thanks....

Sara....You gotta tell them boys in blue to stay away...they are scarring our new folks away...
Kim...well you know what not to do in the twister game this time...

Jolly....Oh...Jolly...what can I say??????  You never give up....but one of these days........

Okay girls....lets start planning for the Thanksgiving party....remember its all about GIVING....
Sara please stay away from the turkey.....
Ok...lets all put locks on our lockers......cause some folks around here...like to borrow things that do not belong to them....

SARA...(YES I AM YELLING)...PUT ON SOME PANTIES...you know what the health inspectors told you last time they shut us down....Oh and by the way....you will wear that tutu, with the fishnets...for the rest of this month..

Damn...We  have got to start ordering peanut butter by the case....and whoever used that whip cream....and chocolate syrup....you need to replace it, cause it was mine...and I had big plans...

[narla]

Peanut butter,jello,poles,whipped cream if I could just add some chocolate sauce it might be my fantasies all rolled into one,Oh I better not forget the guy with a collar,stilettoes,fishnets,tutus,I'm in heaven.  

[dominosarah]

Sorry about the whipped cream.......the men in blue were hungry and they forgot about their cuffs.  Gonna be a fun Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!

[kim715]

Since Sara seems to GIVE enough for the rest of us the whole year round does that mean that she gets a day off on Thanksgiving???!!!!

And Totsie how many times do we have to tell you that Sara doesn't even own a pair of panties???!!!  Christmas is around the corner though.Going to have to start passing the hat and taking up a collection.Maybe if we get her the edible kind she will at least consider wearing them now and then.Of course we're going to have to be careful about turning up the heat in here then.I mean what would happen if she were swinging on the pole and they started to melt???!!! That could be a 'sticky' situation.

[jollyman069]

ALL i HAVE TO SAY IS GENE SIMMONS HAS NOTHING ON ME.......I am the envy of all the frogs at the pond.......rofl

[narla]

OMG I've never heard it described like that before (lucky woman or women)

[Totsie59]

Ok...Kim...I am getting Sara some panties...little tiny, cute ones...that taste good...LOL Maybe then we will pass inspection...

Just gotta say..Sara is the most giving person that I have EVER met.....gotta love her....hell, Jolly...me think I love her for a long time too...

Beathingthis...you know you are responsible if Sara hurt someone while using you tassles....LAWSUIT....

Sara....we have to start buying donuts...whip cream aint gonna keep them guys in blue happy....

Jolly....what are you cooking for Thankgiving?  Sara?  Kim?