After Dark Cafe

The famous After Dark Cafe is now open and ready to go.  Only 2 rules to follow.......

1.  Stay off my pole
2.  Leave my whipped cream alone

Let the good times roll~~~

[narla]

I'm going to hook up a swing,I hope you don't mind lol

I've heard they are great,

leathers are at the ready,Lets get ready to party

[vicki595]

Got my "silkie" and can't wait...

[dominosarah]

We have to leave a spot for Terry's swing.  She is washing her tutu.....

[bmdad]

I must have been walking in my sleep last night. I woke up in my leopard print thong sitting down with my back resting up against Sara's pole while stuffing my mouth with her spray whipped cream. When I snapped out of it I was scared as heck and started running like mad. That's when I slipped on some whipped cream, fell backwards, hit my head on the pole and was knocked unconscious. This is when it gets interesting.......I woke up and saw who I think was Narla dress up in some fancy costume and some kind of a feather mask. She came prancing in with with a bottle of Hersey syrup in one hand and what looked like a young Brazilian personal trainer in the other. They must have noticed me and they took off running! I didn't want to get caught so I cleaned up my mess and even polished the pole with Brasso. (hope Sara doesn't go flying off due to it being too slippery) I'm not sure what was else was going on there but when I was sneaking out I heard some unfamiliar loud noises coming from behind closed doors. I think I may offer to install a security system. I'd rather be arrested than to have to face the wrath of Sara  when there are voodoo dolls involved! Especially when I'm wearing my thong!

Where were you at Vicki....I know you were hiding out somewhere. I could see the red light from your camcorder you hid.......



Narla ....the swings are great......I bought one for my wife for her birthday a few years ago...lol... :-)   I hung in up in our basement. There's a drop panel ceiling down there so I was able to pull a ceiling tile to the side and mount the bracket. When ""not in use...lol..." I can unhook it, hide it above the ceiling, slide the ceiling tile back in place and nobody would ever know it's there. It was well worth the investment...trust me!

[vicki595]

I was indeed hiding out with "bob"...I didn't think anyone could hear...

[dominosarah]

Hard not to hear a Yamaha motor going!!!!

[dominosarah]

oh wait, maybe that was mine!!!  LMAO

[my_mayberry]

oh wow. i don't get it, but looks like i miseed all the fun!

[trdofbeingtrd]

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hmmmmm, can I get a coffee here?

[bmdad]

The fun has just begun!

Here's a hint "B.O.B"  

[dominosarah]

Where is Narla??

[vicki595]

BYOB=Bring Your Own Bob !!!!    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Just walked in the Cafe!  Where is everyone??  It's way too clean in here!   Can I use the pole for some practice,Sara?  Okay,thanks!!     Putting on some music...♪ It's raining men...Halleluja...♪

[IBKleen]

Thank you for noticing Vicki, I cleaned up for hours after you guys. Man, the stuff I found on the floors----well, let's just say it was messy! I'll be back again tonight to clean up and would appreciate it if you could a few bucks in my tip jar!! Thanks.

BTW, BYOB for me meant Bring Your Own Bleach (and I did)!!

[vicki595]

Ummm....don't tell Sara I used the pole...she'll get mad at me.

I'll leave some money for you,IBK,once I have some. We're in a depression you know!!

I'm gonna get Mayberry out on the dance floor...he needs to find out what we're all about here!!

Someone needs to tell "trdofbeingtrd" to get his coffee at the truck stop.  This is not a "coffee shop""!!  Hardly!!

Bleach!!!   LOL   Yeah...leave no evidence!!!

[dominosarah]

I am going to rig up MY pole so anyone who uses it will get the shock of your life....just sayin!

IBK....could you make some jello?  Mangee likes jello.  Thank you for cleaning the place but could you wash the mirror behind my pole please?  You forgot.

[vicki595]

Okay...sorry...Is there room for a second pole??  I like to swing around the pole...with one leg...nevermind, you know....

IBK is cleaning and making jello???   Is she your slave Sara??     Hmmmm...OH! I get it!
You two are into that scene...okay.

[Mangee]

How come I have been barred from the cafe. All I did was take some secret pictures and have them posted on all sites. Some of you might become famous due to my efforts. Mind you, the type of fame that might come may be of the (ahem) smutty side. You all don't need to worry, just those who know what they did and who they did it with. . My editor says he spent all night examining the photos and was completely worn out by morning. I believe he is going to see his doctor about the pain in his right arm. He is also having trouble unclamping his hand. (gasp!)

[my_mayberry]

oh no thank you, vicki...i'm not much of a dancer. however...it's always been a dream of mine to try out this pole thing.... and the 'shock' sounds like it could be just what i'm looking for! no pictures, though!

[my_mayberry]

**fingers crossed sara will let me use her pole and i WILL get the shock of my life**

[narla]

Hi all I'm back,just been to the ER,my hands umm got some umm burns,not sure how.

I promise I never touched your pole Sara,please put the dolls away,I've suffered enough.

I'm sticking to the swing from now on,literally lmao

[IBKleen]

I missed the mirror? Shoot, who would have thought that there would be *****'* *** ***** AND ****** on it. I'll do better tonight, I promise. I am coming to clean armed with elbow high gloves and knee pads (get your mind out of the gutter Vicki).

If I make Jello, then I have to clean Jello so that's a no.

And Brian, I have it on tape that you left me a 50 cent tip last night. Step it up bud, it is rough work cleaning up after you guys!!!! Pee Wee Herman was easier than this!!

[vicki595]

Mayberry: You'll get a shock alright!!    Anything to get you laughing!!

Okay...I've got my own pole. Brian will put it up for me,whenever he wakes up. He was with Mangee all night. He's the editor with the sore arm!!

I have some strawberries. Who has the chocalate syrup? And who hid my "silkie"???