Two men were golfing. One took a swing and his ball hooked into a patch of buttercups. Once in amongst the buttercups and finding the ball he began to swing with a vengeance hardly moving the ball. As he was about to take another swing a lady suddenly appeared and said," I am Mother Nature and I am appalled at what you are doing to my buttercups. You have destroyed so many that I have no alternative but to take away your butter for the rest of your life." She then snapped her fingers and disappeared. Trembling with the pain of what happened he decoded to tell his friend what had just happened. He began to shout Bill, Bill where are you? After a minute or so Bill replied," I'm over here in the pussywillows"Upon hearing this Tm began to shout," For God's sake Bill don't swing, don't swing, don't swing!
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