Beck in charge of the Cafe tonight!

[enemy48]

Beck gets the badge.  She hasn't been here I don't think.  She wants to get goofy.  Can someone join in?

[confused456]

LOL.....I WAS taking it dirty and we have something, well several of BOBS called rabbits!! They can be ordered through "Slumber Parties".....

[LateAugust]

My sarcasm gets lots in cyber space,  yes I got it  about the pistol in the  pocket!  My intent was if that were an option, I certainly woouldn't be looking for someone to chat with  :)

And I am afraid we may come to blows if I have to defend my man's honor one more time.  George is not, nor has he ever been, gay.   Like I told you he is saving himself for me.......kind of like Warren Beatty and Annette Bening......    the same rumors were said about Warren, until he finally got married at oh  what .... 124?

You girls be good, I need to scoot.  Having lunch with Rosemary......nah, that wouldn't work would it?  HAH  

[enemy48]

There U go again getting all confused!  I was talking about the enegizer bunny!

But if you want to take it dirty, there is something here in New Orleans sold on Bourbon Street called Mr. Bunny and he has great ears!  I'll ship you one!

[confused456]

Enemy...I thought it was called "the rabbitt".....not the bunny!!!!!!!!!

[enemy48]

Cafe is closed.  Angelina wet her lips and stuck them between the doors and it's working like a suction cup.  No one gets in or out now!  

[enemy48]

Jeanette,

He's fooling you!  I knew my mom was right!  If he hasn't hit on me yet, he's got to be gay.  George is only marrying you for the straight image.  Hope you have lots of batteries for the bunny.  You're going to need them.

[enemy48]

Now I can't believe you don't get the "something came UP" part.  Hello, is that a pistol in your pocket?

[LateAugust]

He damn well better not be hitting on you!!   He is my fiance, and we will remain celebate and chaste until the nuptuals in August.    Unless he has to escort some plain Jane actress down the red carpet for his movies.  and awards shows. and many many other glamerous functions.    Between me and you,  he doesn't want any of his no good acting friends  trying to hit on me.......          

I just read your msg again......UP, Beck?       hmm  and she's looking for someone to chat with.......    

[LateAugust]

Well dear  I am going to get ready for bed,   I'll stop back by to see if you got this party started!!      I will have to join these again,  seems like it would be a hoot.  I am on PST and I think most of you are East or Central?        have fun  and hope Beck joins you.

Have a great evening  and thanks for letting me play!

[enemy48]

Beck cannot make it.  She apologizes, but something came UP, if you know what I mean.

As for George, my mom says he's gay.  Have you heard that?  I'm starting to think so because he hasn't hit on me yet.

[LateAugust]

Who are you dating, or do I have to dig out my National Enquirer?

[LateAugust]

I'm not too sure,  but you think Beck stood us up??   I guess I should have told her I had George Clooney over for pork chops tonight, bet she would have made it then!  I was the one that talked George into dropping that little "tart" he had been dating.  Of course it was all a sham, as he and are getting married in August of 2009, but I told him   I understand we need to keep the press off track (thats why no one knows we are engaged) but I don't want him to be around any floozies.  Cameran Diaz,  Anne Hathaway,  just make sure they have some class.

[enemy48]

LMFAO and falling out of my chair Jeanette!

OMG!  Have real tears!

[LateAugust]

It sure is,  please dont't tell Brad but I am getting so tired of Angelina always asking to borrow my maternity clothes.  It started with the clothes, now she wants make up tips, asks me to do her hair (she wants it to look just like mine)........you do have to feel sorry for the poor pitiful thing, you know with her being so homely and all.

I do my best,  but soon I will have to tell her it has to stop.  As much as she wants to look like me, and yes that is a compliment,  butshe needs to accept it will never be.

[enemy48]

Well, I had planned to bring along Brad, beings we live in the same town, but Angelina found out about our affair and so now he won't be able to pay my rent anymore.  MikeInTheSouth lives near us too and he thinks he may be the twin's father.  Small world huh?

[LateAugust]

My name is Jeanette,  I was somewhat of a wreck when I signed up on this site,  and I collect Llardro figurines   and one was sitting in front of me and oo lala  I had my screen name.   After that bit of boring triva I do have a question, do you have any idea of how to change your interests on your profile page?   I have "family" listed there about 40  times and it appears I belong to that poly family in Texas, and I have not a clue of how to remove oh say 6 or 7 of the family.......any thoughts?

[LateAugust]

Good job,  you got Beck to come over here?  I think that is just what she needs, a little entertainment.  Speaking of which who did you get lined up for tonight's show?

[enemy48]

Beck?  What's taking so long?  You're coffee is getting cold.  Confused is adding some of her Captain Morgan in your cup.