Christmas Cake Receipe

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE

You'll need the following:

  1 cup of water
  1 cup of sugar
  4 large brown eggs
  2 cups of dried fruit
  1 teaspoon of salt
  1 cup of brown sugar
  Lemon juice
  Nuts
  1 bottle of whisky
  
Sample the whisky to check for quality.  Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again.  To be sure it's the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.  Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl. Add one  teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.
Cry another tup.  Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.  Mix on the turner.  If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity.  Next, sift two cups of salt.  Or something.  Who cares?
Check the whisky.  Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.  Add one table.  Spoon the sugar  or something.  Whatever you can find.  Grease the oven.  Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.  Don't  forget
to beat off the turner.  Throw the bowl out of the window.  Check  the whisky again and go to bed.

[mjax024]

hahaha...how'd you get into my recipies?...i haven't heard that one for a few years...it's right up there with the 12 pains of christmas!!

[flmagi]

Cats' Top Ten Favorite Christmas Songs
                  
10. Up on the Mousetop
9. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
8. Joy to the Curled
7. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
6. The First Meow
5. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
4. Silent Mice
3. Fluffy, the Snowman
2. Jingle Balls
1. Wreck the Halls!

[LIZZIE LOU]

rofl...i almost didnt read this since i dont cook or bake.  thanks for the laugh :)

[NautyOne]

Magi....have you ever heard of this....after baking the cake pouring a generous amount of hot sugar water on the cake to make it moist.....i thought I saw this on food network, but could have been dreaming.....sounds interesting, but???.......have you ever heard of this???

Nauty...............