•It is illegal to sell your children.
•Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
•A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
•If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
•It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
•Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
•Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
•It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
•When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
•You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
•You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
•It is considered an offense to shower naked.
•You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
•Oral sex is illegal.
•You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
•Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
•In Big Pine Key - It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
•In Broward County - Persons may not be "inappropriately
•Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
•In Sanford - Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances.
•In Sarasota - If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.
•In Sarasota - You may not catch crabs.
•In Satellite Beach - Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
•In Tampa - Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
•In Tampa - Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron
•If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In ThE StAtE Of FL
•It is illegal to sell your children.
in the state of FL you can consume 2 alcoholic drinks on your lunch
other chemicals have been added to coke because the amount of sugar thats in there would physically make u vomit
Antarctic sea stars feast upon seal poop!
I could have lived forever without knowing that ****! LMFAO! Sooo grodee!
The Romans used crushed mouse brains as toothpaste at one time.
chineese make head bands out of recycled condoms
OMFG Heather-GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We all like a man who gives a nice firm hand shake. However, you might want to think twice before returning the firm grip. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and did not wash their hands.
Ever have a craving for a peanut butter sandwich? That thick, yummy, and creamy goodness. In one pound of peanut butter, it typically can contain up to 150 bug fragments and 5 rodent hairs.
Step outside and smell the roses. On a daily average you will inhale 1 liter of others anal gasses.
It's summer time, and that means the pools are open! If you swim one hour in a public pool you will intake 1/12 liters of urine.
Think you've got it bad when you vomit? The longest recorded projectile vomiting is 27 feet. I wonder what he ate.
Through contact with door knobs, counter tops, and other daily objects your hand will come in contact with 15 penises a day.
The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.
An elephant can poop a 7-gallon pile.
Studies show that in your lifetime you will have eaten poop more than once. This is caused by using the restroom and not washing your hands properly after wiping or scratching your "butt-hole" from an itch.
When you fart in the bathtub, you are releasing small amounts of feces into the water with you.
A deceased person will still fart shortly after death.
The human foreskin uniquely contains hormone receptors whose purpose is not yet fully understood but may directly influence the androgen-mediated growth of the penis during puberty
http://www.jci.org/articles/view/112805/files/pdf
In Iceland there is a dating app that tells users if someone is related to them so that they do not accidentally have incest, due to the counties small population and lack of immigrants
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/04/23/iceland-s-incest-prevention-app-gets-people-to-bump-their-phones-before-bumping-in-bed.html
President Hoover and his wife both spoke Mandarin Chinese and would use it in the White House to foil eavesdroppers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_Hoover#China_and_other_global_operations
Betty White posed nude. NSFW
http://dazzlingdivas-ladivas.blogspot.com/2011/07/betty-white-nude.html?m=1
All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are members of the peach family.
The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.
The maximum weight for a golf ball is 1.62 oz.
Charlie Brown's father was a barber.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
Of course sweetie!!! Thats what friends are for!!!
Moose means Shrub eater.
Humming Birds can fly backwards.
We also have the serotonin in our stomach.
Thanks Rosy for walking with me on Thanksgiving while I was just crying and grieving over the loss of my dad yesterday..You Rock..Also for calling to see how I was..You are Loved Girlfriend.
There's a Muff Diving Club – apparently one of the 'most successful diving clubs in Ireland'
http://muffdivingclub.ie/
Kraft Singles cannot legally be referred to as 'Cheese'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_Singles