Dirty old man,

[Mangee]

One early evening
Aman, 88 yars of age, was driving down the highway when he passed a car that had it's hood open and two young women standing beside it looking bewildered. Stopping and then backing up he got out of his car and asked them what the problem was.
One of the young ladies told him that they had lost all their anti-freeze and they didn't know what to do.
The old man told them that tehre was nothing to be done and it should be taken to a garage because the radiator had sprung a leak.
He said,"I'm going into town and I'll send a tow truck back for you."
"No, can't you take uswith you, we don't want to stay here all alone, we're scared there might be animals."
The old man who had a policy of not accepting strangers in his car, hesitated.
As he mused about the request the other woman said,"If you take us in we would be very grateful," The old man said,"Okay."
The next town being a hundred and some odd miles away they decided to stop and spend the night in a motel.
Just as the old man was about to sign for a separate room, the girls stopped him and sais that he should come into their room for the night.
The old man couldn't remember when he had spent of sex such as this.
Leaving the women in the morning and as he was leaving town to continue his journey he came upon a Catholic  Church and pulling into it's driveway, he got out of the car and entered the church.
Once inside he entered the cofessional and the pries seeing him enter went in to take his confession
When the priest asked what his problem was the oldman began to tell him of the night in the motel with the two women.
For about an hour the old men rambled on.
When he was finished the priest said,"You have to do a penance like any good Catholic,"
"Hold it said the old man, I'm not Catholic, as a matter of fact I'm Jewish."
"Jewish,"said the priest,"Why did you come in here and tell me about it?"
"Well,"said the old man. "I'm 88 years old , I just spent a night of sex with two young women and I just had to tell somebody!"

[dominosarah]

That is good!!!!

[allaboutmary]

Good One !  Keep them coming.