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*Disclaimer.....This could get ugly*

Who does it better? Who says what they mean, and means what they say? Who is RESPECTFUL of other MH members? Basically, who would you want sitting beside you if on a deserted island...sorry, ya gotta pick one!

Keep in mind....I am nice to everyone....the boys ARE NOT! Just sayin! And I hand out compliments daily AND I'm better looking!...(Well, Mister would say Rush is better looking, but we all know Rush is his favorite)...and I would bring a bible to the island.......the boys wouldn't....

Can you tell I'm bored at work right now?.....



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1727149 tn?1314159536
Praying that none of you owns or will be packing "Hot Pink Tighties". (Only Phillip can pull that one off)
Good night.
You guys are a hoot.
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1653969 tn?1390331661
I honestly don't want one from a monkey but would be alot of fun to watch you trying to train one.
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I'll go ahead and train a monkey how to give massages, and how to give a happy ending for bubulous ;)

I'm sure my wife knows how to make vodka lol and I'm not kidding either lmao
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1653969 tn?1390331661
OK will finally throw  myself in at the end of this yes I am coming along,oh yes i I am.Yes I will do the massaging but someone else will have to bring the lotion and I will eventually also need a massage, so somebody else better learn how to do it right! We will need to figure out the smoking thing and how to make vodka also. I had voted for Mr because I am really hoping his wife can come also :-) I am also pretty good at sewing so can get that coconut and grass skirt right away for you Km.
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Apparantly MH is rigged. I'll only let me go once...(vote that is) ha! Sorry, you were the sole worker for the cause....peddle on....
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You GOT it!!!!! :)
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You GOT it!!!!! :)
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Well if you'd like to express your gratitude in the form a vote (cough, cough) ... I'd very much appreciate it :))


Jeez.. I'd hate to be the one in charge of cleaning the mess ^ up ^ there!
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Good God, U crack me up! I just about wet my britches again (I need to get that fixed right after I am totally over my drug addict phase). Anyway, Hair is quite puffed and fluffed ...thank you!
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1551327 tn?1514045867
Or a penthouse forum, really it is hard to tell the difference.
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1551327 tn?1514045867
You didn't think my words were romantic... That is the stuff of beautiful poetry.
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So can I stop pedeling this bicycle generator now?

Selfinduce, your hair looks fine now...
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1718855 tn?1401756839
The topic has died it seems, good time to say g'day for a while...that was loads of fun...


so long, and thanks for all the fish
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You are the islands Master....I also refuse to kneel...but will watch as Newbie does!

And just for the record.....YOU AIN'T THAT ROMANTIC!!!! Bahaha...
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ohhhhhh yeah!  I've been thinking. I kinda like the 2 generated powered islands. (My hair ***** if I don't blow dry it). KMO, you know what I'm talking bout right?
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1718855 tn?1401756839
we bow down, but don't kneel, to you!
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Cleaninitup was the only one who showed up for the kazoo audition.. so I guess she's in by default..
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1551327 tn?1514045867
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, oh you too rush, newbie and kmo.  I claim this victory in the name of Recovery.
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1718855 tn?1401756839
i'll grow some papyrus or something, banana flavored smokes ain't gonna cut it.
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1720423 tn?1390185068
The banana leaves are for rolling the tobacco you are growing....duh!!!! Unless someones bringing papers???
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Smoking bible....sipping Margarita...waving white flag...Mr Spiritual wins...ding ding ding....
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1718855 tn?1401756839
man, that was just plain funny...sorry kmo
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1551327 tn?1514045867
I prefer Major Tubesteak, I think I've earned it.... lol
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Sergeant Tubesteak is going rogue on you ... it's every man for himself.
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