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A man who had, recently sold a patent for several million dollars, was driving along feeling rather good about himself. As he pulled up to a stop light he noticed in a bus shack at the corner, an old couple, both looking like they were in need. Pulling around the corner, he got out of his car and approached the bus shack. Stepping inside he said to the two old people inside, I don't want you to say anything , I just wantyou to listen. I want to do something for you two so please get into my car."
The old couple looked at each other and shrugging their shoulders followed the man and got into his car. The mn took them to a hotel where he instructd the hotel manager to give the old people the best siute in the hotel. He also left instructions that the two were to be given anything they wanted. Shopping, movies, ballet etc. whatever was their wishes. With that he left the old man and the old woman in the care of the hotel manager for one week.  About two weeks laer as he was passing the  same bus shaack he spotted the old lady sitting in the shack. Pulling around the corner, he got out of his car and went to the bus shack. Approaching the woman the man asked "Did you enjoy the week at the hotel and everything else?" "Oh,Yes," was the reply. "We went to the theater, had great dinners, did a lot of shopping, made love all week, did everything we could ever want and I thank you very much for what you have done, but I have a very serious question to ask you." What is it?asked the man. "Well,"  she said, it was all enjoyable but my question is, Who was that old man?"
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225213 tn?1213734690
Toooo funny!!  Hey, ya gotta grab it when ya can!!
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LMAO!  Love it!
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