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Is it okay to tie hubby up and toss him in the closet ?
OK soooooo this morning I am happily snuggled in my little bed its ohhhhh 7 am .I heard hubby get up about 6:30 . So there is am dreaming my wonderful fussy dreams .When wonderful hubby takes a huge basket of laundry and throws it all over his side of the bed of course it did not just land on his side of the bed it landed on my head as well.
Then he promptly leaves the room (smart choice ) .Soooooooo at first I am thinking ohhh I am just going to push it off my head and go back to sleep .Rightttttttttttttttt so I start thinking of all of the things everyone in the house does for this man .We go out of our way to make life easy for MR Avis all of the time .Mr avis's job in this house are fold laundry !!!!!!!!!!Noctie that would be his only job . Of course the more I think of this the more P issed off I get. Until I am so angry there is no way I can fall back asleep .Soooooo I stomp my way up the stairs proceed to tell hubby off with some pretty descriptive words before I stomp back down the stairs .While I am going back down the stairs he mutters the two most hated word in Mrs Avis vocabulary "ohhhhhh whatever ""... I stop for a moment I look to either side of me for something to throw at him .Nothing is readly available So I continue down the stairs back to my bed .So I lay in bed thinking of all sorts of unpleasant things to do to dear Mr Avis ...Sooooo I ask would it be OK to tie him up ,tape his mouth shut and toss him in the closet .I wont leave him there forever .....(mainly because then I would have a bigger mess I would have to clean up ).Just say for the weekend ?
Then he promptly leaves the room (smart choice ) .Soooooooo at first I am thinking ohhh I am just going to push it off my head and go back to sleep .Rightttttttttttttttt so I start thinking of all of the things everyone in the house does for this man .We go out of our way to make life easy for MR Avis all of the time .Mr avis's job in this house are fold laundry !!!!!!!!!!Noctie that would be his only job . Of course the more I think of this the more P issed off I get. Until I am so angry there is no way I can fall back asleep .Soooooo I stomp my way up the stairs proceed to tell hubby off with some pretty descriptive words before I stomp back down the stairs .While I am going back down the stairs he mutters the two most hated word in Mrs Avis vocabulary "ohhhhhh whatever ""... I stop for a moment I look to either side of me for something to throw at him .Nothing is readly available So I continue down the stairs back to my bed .So I lay in bed thinking of all sorts of unpleasant things to do to dear Mr Avis ...Sooooo I ask would it be OK to tie him up ,tape his mouth shut and toss him in the closet .I wont leave him there forever .....(mainly because then I would have a bigger mess I would have to clean up ).Just say for the weekend ?
LOL, I make the beds at our house and take out the trash. I also clean the toilets and try to take my turn at the tub and shower, I have found an easy way to clean the toilets but it drives my wife nuts to do it my way. I don't do the vacuuming too often and I am not allowed to do much of the laundry unless it is pre-sorted, want to guess why.
My wife does way more than I do and I am eternally grateful that she is there to take such good care of me, I would be lost without her.
My wife does way more than I do and I am eternally grateful that she is there to take such good care of me, I would be lost without her.
If there is a secret savas, I never found it. What puzzles me most is that I actually enjoy helping my wife with the chores. I do laundry, vacuum, dishes, dysting, etc. etc. etc. Mind you, I do not do this on a continual basis. When she goes to bingo or to help one of the children or visiting with a friend, shopping and so on, I generally finish whatever she started. She never had to ask. One of us washes, the other dries. She has arthritis so I generally do the vacuuming. The only thing I hate out of it all is making the bed. I never seem to get it right . It always looks sloppy. At this very moment she is baby sitting my daughter's house while my daughter visits your country. This has left me to do the chores. I might say however that the bed is a mess and I have no intention of making it. I'll just crawl in every night, unmade, until my wife gets back. I lied, there is something else I hate, scrubbing the bathtub.
I must be missing out on some male secret here. How is it I ALWAYS get stuck doing the laundry?!?!?!
I'm not saying I do it well, mind you, but I do do it. We make regular donations to children's cloths drives; adult cloths shrunk to kid sized and dyed pink. :)
Please, some throw me in a closet, it would be a lovely little vacation! Just leave me a pile of fiction, a water bowel and a bucket.
I'm not saying I do it well, mind you, but I do do it. We make regular donations to children's cloths drives; adult cloths shrunk to kid sized and dyed pink. :)
Please, some throw me in a closet, it would be a lovely little vacation! Just leave me a pile of fiction, a water bowel and a bucket.
yes there are some women that are just as bad .Of course non of them are on this forum ,we are all fabulous LOL
Not blaming you for an attitude against the ex. Just hate to see it cross over to all males. LOL Just like there are some bad eggs in males, there are some not so good females, too. I am glad I got a good one the first time around.
LOL ...I guess I do have a bit of an attitude right now. I think its probably pretty typical for someone going threw a divorce. My other sister is going threw it too, so there's alot of male bashing around here.
I'll get over it....I know all guys aren't bad.
I still think he should be put in the closet....LOL
I'll get over it....I know all guys aren't bad.
I still think he should be put in the closet....LOL
Hey we are not all like that, of couse if I get flashed every now and again I have a tendancey to enjoy helping more.
Oooh Magi has an attituuude.
I vacuum some of the time and do most of the cooking.
I vacuum some of the time and do most of the cooking.
Men And Household chores: If they even do them, They do them with resentment and do a half a$$ job, in hopes that the wife will get pi$$ed enough to do the chore themself.
Make sure the closet has a hole that you can shove the laundry threw and keep him in there til he learns to do it right and with a better attitude.
SOOOOO glad I'm getting a divorce.
Make sure the closet has a hole that you can shove the laundry threw and keep him in there til he learns to do it right and with a better attitude.
SOOOOO glad I'm getting a divorce.
I don't know, avisg......sounds kinda kinky to me.......you little devil duckie !! lol.
Lisa I was raised with 9 bro and sis we use to go to the laundry matt at midnight and take up all the washers.. I feel for you... One time my Mom had the clothes all in the station wagon filled the thing up. we thought she was going to do laundry and wanted to go so 1 sis and I hid under the cloths and my Mom went to work!!! When she saw us wondering around out front she brought us in and made us burgers and shakes A big treat as you know for a big family.. Did laundry at 2am and had a blast.. A very fond memorie...
Isnt it funny they clean when they get mad...
My foot wont fit in hooker boots so I will be barefoot :))) But watch out for my wardrobe Trashy an sexy at the same time...We live next to a town that has a lot of hookers I'm always hooker watching when I go there :))) So is Hubby watching.. He!! he points them out for me :)))
Isnt it funny they clean when they get mad...
My foot wont fit in hooker boots so I will be barefoot :))) But watch out for my wardrobe Trashy an sexy at the same time...We live next to a town that has a lot of hookers I'm always hooker watching when I go there :))) So is Hubby watching.. He!! he points them out for me :)))
Well, I want to know about the 'wonderful fussy' dreams??? LOL
And Avis mad? Stomping? You painted a good picture there. (Cracking up)
Good luck with hubby. Maybe you should quit making his meals or better yet. How about clanging the dishes when HE is sleeping?
And Avis mad? Stomping? You painted a good picture there. (Cracking up)
Good luck with hubby. Maybe you should quit making his meals or better yet. How about clanging the dishes when HE is sleeping?
Lesa- you are right on target! the only time my husband ever did anything is when he is really ticked off..too funny..and can you imagine the laundry with 6 kids at home..omg..it's CRAZY..thankgod my laundry room has always been on the main level and I tell you it never stopped..LOL
Jacqui-you are crackin me up...LMAO...all of you are a riot..
Jacqui-you are crackin me up...LMAO...all of you are a riot..
OMG...this is so funny on so many levels...but I have never heard Avis be mad at someone!!!! Cracking me up!!!! My husband is a mess and I clean up after him but he does help me alot especially since I'm a stay home Mom....so I can't hurt him....I love him. (yes, we are mushy and gross) LMAO!
But hey....we will babysit for everyone while this is going down and provide alibis!!!
But hey....we will babysit for everyone while this is going down and provide alibis!!!
Thanks lostdreams!!! so we are all wearing boots and corset. k. gotta go dig in my drawer. LOL
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