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Just a hint don't pretend to bite your kids fingers

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DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ...
(This one is worth passing on.)

This one is for everyone who ...

a) has kids, b) had kids, c) was a kid, d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.


I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

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Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.  Went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look o n her face.


I said, "What's wrong, honey?"


She replied, "What happened to my booger?"


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LOL That is so cute.
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What's even funnier is that this post is three years old....
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LOL!!!!!!!!! thats so funny! and cute
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221016 tn?1196973461
LOL, that was good!!!  Thanks for the laugh, I need as many that come my way.
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