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LOL... pregnancy or withdrawals?

This is cracking me up.  My husband has been begging me to buy a pregnancy test because:

#1) I'm moody
#2) I get irritated at little things
#3) I have weird sleeping habits lately
#4) I am craving sweets all the time

I said "um honey, those are all withdrawal symptoms!".  I wouldn't be laughing so hard if he weren't so convinced despite the fact that we are BOTH fixed!  lmao

So this morning I took a test just to prove to him that I'm a recovering addict, not a mom-to-be!
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I always give him the "oh honey, you're so cute!" routine and he hates it... LOL
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oh my goodness - I am lmao!!  That was too funny!  Men are adorable - gotta love um! :)
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