**Ovulation Tracker???*****

[NautyOne]

What is up with that.  I tried it and it said mine were scrambled????  That is weird.  I've heard of cookie tracking, but now they want to track our eggs?  Med-help is getting creeppyyy.  Whats next......Bowel Movement tracker ???

Nauty...............

[dominosarah]

google joe namath and noxema and it will go to youtube and you can watch the old commercials.  Yes Farrah is in them but not till the 70"s.  I think the first one came out in 1967...........holy shat did that just date me!!!!!  maybe a new post on commercials????

[NautyOne]

Wasn't that Farah Fawcett??? ino I spelled her name wrong, but I think the blond was her??? now you have me curious.......anyone know?...

nauty...........

[dominosarah]

I like the one with the 2 tortoises that are going to play hide and seek.  The one is on the chair counting and the other one is on the side of the couch.  When he is done counting all he says is "i see your butt" .  dont even know who the sponsor is.

Remember Joe Namath and the noxema comm.  He in towel with the blonde?  Let noxema clean your face =i dont remember the rest of the jingle!!!

[Jacqui805]

I LOVED that commercial....the one for the carpet cleaning company!  I love the one for Old Spice Hair and Body Wash too....the originally-airing one..the longer one.

[NautyOne]

I forget the name of the people that create these commercials, but It has to be a bunch of freaky men doing this to torture us women.  It's working !  I love the commercial for Kaiser Permanente   I don't know where it shows, but the one with the little chubby blond kid...you would know ...if you saw it.  Really cute commercial.......Oh, and the one for some carpet cleaner company.....the one where the kid says "Mom look at Toby's new trick"  and the dog is scooting his a$$ along the carpet......LOL.  That one is so funny.....can see it a hundred times and still gets a full on laugh out of me.........bla bla bla......sorry......

Nauty.......

[Jacqui805]

I liked the toilet duck myself.....  quack quack

[dominosarah]

Oh maybe they could show us where to put the products.  They must not think we know how yet!!!!!!  Now theres a visual!!!!

[dominosarah]

what about the "warming" liquid commercials now with the couple in bed.  Is nothing sacred anymore!!!!!!!  I want the dumb duck from AFLAC back!!!!

[NautyOne]

LMAO.......on the all white thing.  lol........I just hate the one's where they show them pouring liquid all over them like......oh,  lookie......come on thats just gross and unnecessary to me......we all get the picture and don't need to see a full on demonstration.......they are even starting that with diaper commercials......soon they'll be strapping huggies on a shi ttinng horse to show they can hold 50 lbs of ****.  good lord!

Oh, man........

[Jacqui805]

ROFL...: )     Somehow I too do not keep "cleansing products" in my window sill either?  What freaks!   LOL      My husband and I enjoy tormenting the kids in any way we can, and makin' em cringe is like the icing on the cake...

[dominosarah]

ya i love the mother and daughter sitting in the window sill thing and the mother reaches over and grabs a "cleansing" product.  Umm hello that isnt something i have in my windows.  I too have to get pretty discriptive with my girls anymore but it is fun.  I love the wrinkled gaggy look they get!!!!  still feelin the power!!!!

[Jacqui805]

I hear ya!  What's up with that?! ....and I love the mothers and daughters talking about it...I tease my kids about it all the time...trouble is, they're used to me now, so I have to go to great lengths for any shock value

[dominosarah]

have you noticed they are in white clothes, sit on white couches have white pets etc???  Then they invented wings and things were floating in the air and all the while i was feeling like the tasmanian devil!!!!!  

[Jacqui805]

I recently saw a video on YouTube that was of a dude in a comedy club, singing about all of those feminine hygiene products...he was also not too keen on them..and you, they're totally unnecessary...like women are gonna forget these products exist without commercials..please!

[NautyOne]

Oh, and PLEASE STOP all the commercials about Aunt Flo's accessories.  God I hate those.......they have gotten a little too graphic ........ugh

[NautyOne]

I had to be put on ativan two weeks out of the month because of Aunt Flo.  She does have a lot of power.....****....she has even worked the legal system keeping her sisters out of prison for murder.  how do you plead?.....Aunt Flo.......I saw  the movie..."The burning bed"  ......:-))

Nauty...........

[dominosarah]

im thinking we may have to start posting pictures!!!!!

[Jacqui805]

Ovulation, the big O.....I think NOT!  ; )

[Mikeinthesouth]

c i do ovulate

[Mikeinthesouth]

Ovulation= the big O right?? LOL

[Mikeinthesouth]

I know what the cycle is LOL I just wanted to no what the hell aunt flo was know I know. She is 13 and she knows and she started 1 year ago that was a dificult one for dad as she talks to me about all and that is the way we need it to be so I had to go buy some thingys for the monthly and some stranger shopping saw me looking and she says can I help you do that with a smile I said NO and grabbed a box and ran.. So see I have that already handled no biggie now that that part is done. LOL

[Jacqui805]

Aunt Flo is just nasty...I hate her and we fight everytime she comes..I never invite her, but she keeps showing up....wanna jump the b*tch?  

[dominosarah]

Naughty.......

My brother always told me with boys you only worry about one *****, with girls you worry about them all!!!!  Guess what i had........2 girls and boy was he right!!!

Poor aunt flo!!!!!

[NautyOne]

hahhaahaha......Ino.  I am a nanny so, I have been around children all my life, just not my own. I have to agree that they are wonderful---as long as their not your responsibility....:_)))........Med - Help Harry is probably give a deep sigh right now.

I would never want a girl and boys scare the hell out of me, but If I had the choice It would be a boy.  I a stuck in that over middle age crisis of not having one.....:-((  Send yours over a weekend so I can end this crisis.

Mike......LMAO   Call your Mother and ask her is everyone has an Aunt Flo........lol.

Nauty................

Oh, cr@p I do have and Aunt Flo.  Good ole Auntie Florence.......she's dead now, but poor Auntie Florence......she probably got ragged on all the time.........hahhahaaa