Parking ticket.

I went to the store the other day and when I came out there was a cop there writing a ticket. Iwent up to him and said,"How about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me so I called him a stupid jerk. He then started writing another  ticket because the car had almost bald tires. Every time I said something nasty to him he found another reason to write out a ticket. After writing four tickets and placing them under the winshiel wipers. That didn't bother me. My car was parked around the corner!

[Mangee]

It should have read,"After writing four tickets and placing them under the windshield wipers he got on his motorcycle and left. That didn't bother me,my car was parked around the corner!"

I have no idea where the missing words went

[beatingthis]

lol! I alway look forward to your jokes

Terry