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A man bought himself a computer. It was his first one so he asked his wife who worked with computers at her job to help him. After several hours of instruction, hits and misses the man began to get some of it right. 'Just let it do it's thing and let it set itself up now, in a short while it will be ready.'  While in the kitchen she heard her husband shout,' It's asking me for a password, what does that mean?' His wife replied, ' Just type in a secret word so that nobody can access it without you.' The man who was feeling a little amorous typed in his secret word and then called his wife to see what he had typed. His wife came over to the desk and looking at the monitor saw that he had, as a hint to her, typed in   P..E..N..I..S..
His wife almost fell off of her chair when the computer replied.
      
' PASSWORD DENIED-------NOT LONG ENOUGH ! '
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495284 tn?1333894042
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LMAO!!!!!!
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401786 tn?1309152034
LOL..... : )
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