Sorry this just hit my funnybone this morning

[TimH2]

What can I say??? This made me laugh and it is probably a guy thing.

Who's a cheeky monkey?

Kenyan officials are not sure how to handle a troop of rude monkeys that's been making lewd gestures at women, London's Daily Telegraph reports.

"Can the [tourism] minister deploy game rangers ... to deal with the monkey menace?" pleaded local representative Paul Muite in Kenya's national parliament last month, to accompanying laughter. "These creatures have clearly shown that they have no respect for women."

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Gichuki Kabukuru of the Kenya Wildlife Service told the Telegraph that monkeys and baboons commonly harass women, gesturing at them and touching their own private parts.

"Even in our camps," he explained, "when men are out on patrol and the monkeys see women and children, they will become very naughty and make lewd signs at them."

Residents of the Kabete region south of the capital, Nairobi, say women harvesting crops have taken to dressing as men to avoid being bothered by the perverted primates.

[NautyOne]

that is so hilarious.......I wish I see it for myself.....dang it.

Nauty..............

[debsally]

thanks for making me smile.

love,

debs

[TJack]

Yeah, that is funny.  But really funny that they think they have problems.  They should come to this board and see what some real problems are.  It would indeed put it into perspective for them.  TJack

[Tommas]

Good laugh tim I needed one!

[Savas]

A serious problem. There should be mandatory sensitivity training for these baboons! Taught by construction workers who have successfully made it through the training themselves!

These woman need to show these apes they won't be monkeyed with! Slap them with a sexual harassment suit! Take them for every nut, berry and banana they have!

Hmm...how attractive are these monkeys anyway? I know of some clubs in NY they could put their talents to use at. I believe Chippendale's is still hiring "exotic dancers with a twist to their acts"...

[TimH2]

LOL, thanks for the laugh!!!!

[tzt2lady]

Sooo funny!   Naughty lil monkeys!   Hmmmm..........do both male and female monkey's do it?   I used to have a squirrel monkey as a pet and he was a vulgur lil boy (embarrassed me in front of my friends by, well, "entertaining" himself)...........probably angry about being caged up but these monkey's in the wild..........??    LOL!!!!

[wait2long]

"lewd gestures?"   i can only put my imagination to use here...   LOL!!!!  

[TimH2]

I love primates and know they can be really naughty. When I was about 6 yrs old, my aunt took me to the "Franklin Park Zoo" in Boston. She was not fond of primates and starting teasing the poor fella. He hauled off and spit in her face. Sorry, but I must say LMFAO and will never forget it. She was a feisty lady too and mad as a hornet!!!

[wait2long]

thats a riot, they are too damn smart arent they?...i love primates also..when we took all 3 of our boys to the bronx zoo, the best part was the primates...mostly the spider monkeys...what a riot...my husband would put his hand on the glass, and the little spider monkey would put and match his hand up on the other side of the glass with my husbands... it was like that old "wind song" commercial (perfume)  where the wife is on the train, and the husband puts his hand up on the window, and so does she..to say their last good bye to each other...then the train gradually pulls away and  their hands part ...i am probably the only one here that remembers that corny a** commercial...LOL!!!  well that was all i could think about with that little spider monkey...he even had that sad look in his eyes....AAAWWWWW !!!  so damn cute...

[TimH2]

awwwwww....I remember that commercial too, but would rather have seen the monkey do it. :) I have always wanted a primate and never was able to have one. When I was a kid (8), I found in a comic book that if you sold so many cards you would recieve a real monkey. I was so excited and didn't let on to my parents at all (they would never have a monkey in the home) and sold those cards. I earned a monkey and had so many plans for it. I thought of ways to conceal it from my folks and what I would feed it. I went to the library and took out books about the care of primates in captivity. Every single day I would wait for my monkey to arrive. Would it come by a truck? Maybe it was going to be shipped to me. After about six weeks I received my monkey. It was a dried up sea horse and if I put it in water, it would become a sea monkey. Oh well, maybe someday I will get my chimp and we will go off into the sunset :).

[wait2long]

if your serious...you should go to petfinder.com and do a search...they place unwanted animals to good homes...my girlfriend runs a bird resue out of her home...and has gotten a few birds this way...usually all they ask for is a donation, which is a set price depending on the animal...she now has 1 blue and gold macaw. 3 african greys. 2 conures, 2 quaker parrots, 2 indian ringneck patakeets, 1 caique, about 60 lovebirds, numerous parakeets and cockatiels, doves...(and a partridge in a pear tree)  kidding on that last one...but i go to her house to help out every now and then...and its more fun than i can describe...

if your serious...its worth a shot to keep your eyes open for a monkey ...

aawwww...just a dumb ole sea monkey?...thats a cruel way to mislead a child...i bet you were crushed...