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The Fishing Trip.

The Fishing Trip.

I know I have been lax in communicating with you guys and gals but of late I have become an expert on procrastinating. So, I hope this little joke will make up a little for it.

THE FISHING TRIP>

Dave and his buddies were discussing an upcoming fishing trip.

Unfortunately Dave had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.

The following week whenwhen dave's buddies arrived at the lake to camp. they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the campground, with a cold beer, fishing rod in hand, and a campfire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Dave?"

"I didn't have to," Dave replied.

"Last night the little ol' lady snuck up behind me, covered my eyes and said,'Surprise.'

" When I peeled her hands backshe was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said,' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want!'

" So HERE I AM!"


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Good one !!!!!!!!!  

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You have the best jokes around Mangee!!!!  How are all the kids and grandkids??  Hope you are still feeling okay.......sara
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