The old man in the hospital.

[Mangee]

An old man in the hospital was found wandering around the halls with his penis hanging out, A nurse approached him and asked him why he was doing this. "Because it's dead." he replied The nurse sent him back to his room. The next day the nurse caugh5t him again wandering the halls with his penis hanging loose. The nurse asked him why after she had scolded him the day before. The old man answered," Today is the viewing! "

[weaver71]

An elder woman all dressed in her Sunday best walked up to the crowd. She looked out at all the young whipper snappers and said, "Religion is like a penis, many enjoy it and it does a lot of good for people, but if you go waving it in my face saying I need yours, then we have a problem."

[nonights]

Now thats what I wanted. Funny!

[ROSYouralright]

Thanks for the laugh :)

[Tswana]

ha!ha!ha! :-D brilliant! I'd hang around and tell Penis jokes with you but i gotta lay off typing my hands are mashed!! I did come here lots of times too i thought there was son mass alien abduction going on!! 'The Anti Social Social section WTF! I wondered i must say about the 'Social groups on here being non active since ''1601?'' Whats happened there then? did everyone go 'Pioneering?'

Lots of them in USA in the 1601's go ask Davy Crockett man!! I know its true because there was a program here in UK all about it and most of them 'Pioneered Off! coz it was too. hard in that century' Not enuff  Natives With Turkey's or something but plenty of Corn and THAT was  just the acting!!

It was one of them 'Reality shows' and all they did was moan about no toilet roll and crap man!! Inf act the whole show WAS one big Turkey!! :-D  Sozz i'd stay and play but i got to lay off typing for a bit. Thanks for the laugh Mangee Love Tswana xxx

[ariley13]

That's some pretty funny stuff! Thank you for giving me a good laugh. Always needed and appreciated. :)