Jeb who was from somewhere in the backwoods had two friends that you would find him with 90 percent of the time and who were always getting into trouble. Jeb also had a truck and whenever someone wanted to borrow the truck Jeb would loan it to them. One day the truck was in a bad accident and the truck along with the driver were burned to a crisp. The body was beyond recognition and the coroner couldn't be sure who it was because of Jeb's always loaning it out. The coroner decided to call in Jeb's two friends to see if possibly the body just happened to be Jeb because considering that they were always together they might be able to say whether or not it was Jeb. Calling in Caleb the coroner asked him," Is this Jeb?" "Turn him over on his stomach, said Caleb. After a short examination Caleb said that it wasn't Jeb. Calling in Ahab the coroner asked ,"Ahab, is that Jeb?" "Turn him on his stomach was Ahab's answer." Again after examining Jeb Ahab said, " No, that ain't Jeb. Somewhat perturbed, the coroner asked Ahab and Caleb, "How can you be so sure this is not Jeb." To which Caleb answered ," Because every time we come into town everybody says," Here comes Jeb with them two arsholes. "