Three men were discussing aging...

  Three men were discussing aging....
  
  "Sixty is the worst age to be," annouced the sixty year old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time,you stand at the toilet and nothing happens!"

"Ah, that's nothing," said the seventy year old. When you are seventy,you can't yake a crap anymore." " You take laxatives,eat bran,prunes and whatever,then you sit on the toilet all day and it's a waste of time."

"Actually," said the eighty year old. " Eighty is is the worst age of all." Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the sixty year old. No....not really. I pee every morning at 6AM. I pee like aracehorse with no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" asked the seventy year old. No...not really,I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30.

With great exsaperation,the sixty year old said,"Let me get this straight,you pee every morning at six o'clock and have a bowel movement at at 6:30AM. What's so tough about being eighty?"

To which the eighty year old replied, "I don't get up until ten."      


  


  
  
  
  
  





  
  

  



        




  


    

[narla]

LOL-imagine someone else having to do the cleaning job....

[dominosarah]

LMAO!!!  Now there's a visual!!!

[beatingthis]

lol!

[Beccabeccalynn]

Hahahaha