Time for a laugh.

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While havng a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly,  a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,'Kin ya swaller?'

The woman shakes her head,'No!'

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives he right butt a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says," 'Ya know, I'd heered of that there,'Hind-lick-manoover but I ain't niver seed nobody do it afore.'

[scaredmom330]

thank you so much, I so needed to laugh today, even though some would call me a hillybilly, (living in the south)

[GoingToMakeIt]

A good joke...priceless

Thanks for the laugh.

[dominosarah]

This is way to funny!!!!

[HelpinUtah]

HA!!!!!  LMAO!!!!!

[NautyOne]

No disrespect to hillbillies .....they do exist.  My husband and I walked into a bar and Immediately we can feel the stares and felt very uncomfortable......we ordered a beer and one hillbilly walks up to my husband out-of-the -blue......."Nice boot's there son"  we were just sitting at a table.....they did not want us there.......all the men were wearing pointy toed boots and my husband was wearing black woverines'....construction type boots....lol.

Nice boots there son.......lol.  That was are clue to ......we betta  leave.......too funny....