Time to open the cafe once more!!!!!

Man, smells like a old sub shop in here. sara nad he mayo tricks!
Poll still looks clean. Hummm mayabe someone has been in here. Cleaning has started.
I could use some help in here!!

OMG what in He!! is that!!!!!!!!!

[beatingthis]

Jolly? is this yours?????

[addicted32]

what the hell does this mean???  When people read this they don't understand what this means.  Is this about drug addiction?

[beatingthis]

It is a online cafe where all off us go to kick uo our heels. It has been here for years.
It is a place to come and have fun! Check the arcives.

T

[dominosarah]

I hope you have your rubber gloves on!!!!!!!!

addicted32....this is a thread that just lets us have our fun.....just stay away from my pole!!!!  LOL

[beatingthis]

Girl  I thought you left me hanging lol! Speaking of hanging Can you please get your
Pasites and thong off the mens room wall? I really hope that is glue!

[beatingthis]

Oh I forgot your men in blue where here earlier. They were asking for you and Totsie with this HUGE smiles on there faces.....

[dominosarah]

Who says they are mine??!!!  Did they say anything about wanting their handcuffs back?

[beatingthis]

sara, they are yours. You are only one that has light up ones! The blue light in the pasties and red in thong. I would love to get some but you won't tell anybody where you got them!

You kow mothers day is just a few days away. What am I going to wear now?
Ok The pink fluffy ones. I am so tired of those old things..... Really need to grt some new threads. Still cleaning.. I swear if I get all these jellybeans up I am not letting anybody bring in anymore!!

[addicted32]

I still don't get it....... Sarah  lolol  what pole

[dominosarah]

This cafe was opened up about a year and a half ago.  It is just a fictional place where some of us come and make up stories about what is happening in this cafe.  For some of us this is a thread that is just very light and sometimes rather "risque"!!  It isnt here to offend anyone and usually alot of people get going on it.  Jelly beans, jello, whipped cream and chocolate are usually the hot topic.  I am usually entertaining the men in blue or whoever they make up!!!  Usually the cafe is a mess as i dont clean up after myself and some of the other ones will come in and ask what happened!!  The pole is MINE and i am usually hanging from it in stillhetto's!!!  Its all just in fun so enter if you dare..........sara

[dominosarah]

Could you please get this place cleaned up.......I have company coming tonight!!!

[beatingthis]

I/m here behind the bar scraping darn jellybeans off the floor!!!

Shall I grease the poll? The music is all hooked back up again but the only darn thing it will play is  bon chick bon bon. Funny I have head that before somewhere..........

I am NOT doing the mens room WOW between Jolly and Out whew.....

[dominosarah]

I will take care of the pole so no worries there!!!

I think bmdad had something to do with the bathroom too!!  

Did my whipped cream come in today?

[dominosarah]

I think some Stevie Nicks would be good on the stereo........

[beatingthis]

Yes it did come in. I put it in the walkin next to the syrup. Do you need so much?????
Lets keep down to a low roar in here. The men in blue ask about you feather dance?????

[dominosarah]

Well i told them that we have to tone down the feathers.....took months last time to finally get all the feathers off!!!!!!!

[avisg]

ohhhhh are we stripping at the cafe now ...goood I need a way to make extra money.lmao

[dominosarah]

Bring your own pole sister!!!!

[Jimmy1975]

LOL !!!  very funny ladies !

[dominosarah]

we have only just begun!!!!  LOL

[Totsie59]

OH HELL, I AM HERE....been waiting on you guys...just gotta tell all...If you touch Saras pole she will kick you out of Cafe...
Hey Sara, Love you for a long time...LOL
We make up all the rules here...SOOOOOOO What ya gonna do?

Sara and My birthday is coming up...May 13th...there will be a party like no other you have ever saw...

Sara, Kim...got them fish nets and tutus ready....Sara please bring shoes..maybe 6 inch hills....

come on Boys in blue....got some Cougars waiting....

Gosh I hope Giz dont see this....he thinks we are good girls...
Got jelly beans, jello and whip cream ordered....

Hey, new person...watch what you do on my TRAMP O LEAN.....

Have many party favors....handcuffs, silly string, and olive oil...

Lets do this up right....

So happy Cafe is open again.....

[Totsie59]

Shhhh....if they know we strip....We will be shut down again...

[Totsie59]

Hope you got all them old jelly beans up.....

[dominosarah]

Sorry for messin up your TRAMP O LEAN.........

Got me some new lace up boots totsie....the boys are sure to like em!!!

I have the entertainment picked out for our birthday...Im POSITIVE you will like it!!!!

[Totsie59]

Got a tutu and fish nets for you too.....
Thanks for reopening Cafe....

[Totsie59]

Hope you got me a pair of them boots too...

Sister, I know if you picked entertainment...that I will love it...

Hey...I will stay off your pole...if you stay off my TRAMP O LEAN....

So glad to see Cafe open AGAIN...

[Totsie59]

AFTERDARK CAFE ROCKS....

[dominosarah]

Yes it does!!!!!!!

[narla]

Ok I'm back from my weekend in Melbourne and can't wait to get back to the cafe,I've got my leather out ready,where the heck is bmdad,he wasn't still handcuffed in the bathroom was he.

[beatingthis]

YEAH!!!!!!!! It is about time!!! Totsie we have been waiting for you!!

I think I will be doing something REALLY special for both of you on your birthday!
Narla here put this on, you will look great in this tutu.

sara my lace boots go to almost my hip. How far does your come up?

Has anyone seen my pointy leather bra? I swore I left it here.

[narla]

Great tutu-lol
only comes up to under my boobs

Oh well,can't wait to dance

[dominosarah]

Wasnt bmdad still in the cake?  That is the last place i remember!!!!

[narla]

We'll have to send a search party out to find BmDad,I hope he's not upset about the cake thing and ignoring us.
I've been having acrobatic lessons looking forward to trying my expertise on the trampoline.Is the pole ready for Sara

Lets get this party started!!!!!!!!!!

[ang_811]

Wow this thread really kept my mind at ease and made me laugh. Thanks! Great idea!!!!

[dominosarah]

welcome to the cafe ang......enter if you dare!!!

Narla you start at one end of the cafe and i will start at the other......bmdad has to be someplace.....I will get the boys in blue to help when i am done with them!!!

Acrobatics huh???!!!!!

Sorry about the olive oil totsie.......I will replace what we used!!!!!!

[narla]

Are you going to share the boys in blue this time?If not I might try and get some footy players.The more the merrier.

I'm still looking for Bmdad no luck yet-come out come out where ever you are.

Maybe we scared him.

[beatingthis]

sara if very greedy with her men in blue! But please do bring the footy guys. I like the sound of that.

Hanging the disco ball AGAIN. NO HANGING FROM THE BALL! I did put up the swing with the rubber seat! My favoriet! It will hold 5. Bring on the footy guys!!!!!

[dominosarah]

Oh bring the footy boys!!  What are they by the way??!!!

The swing actually holds 6 Terry but who's counting!!!!!!!!

[beatingthis]

hahahaha sara! You crack me up! soccer players. LOLOLOLO!!!

[dominosarah]

Oh my.....soccer players?  Lean and mean?  Bring them allllllllllllllllllll

[narla]

I was actually thinking rugby league or Australian rules football players,so many different codes,maybe I'll get some from each code

Lets see,we have

American football
soccer
Australian rules football
Gaelic football
rugby league
rugby union
lots to choose from

[dominosarah]

I say bring them all!!!

[beatingthis]

Ohhh I agree! Bring them all! Darn I am going to need a bigger swing!!!!!
sara get your pole ready. Narla put your tutu back on!!! Totsie I need my red fishnets!!!

[beatingthis]

OK we have a double birthday today!!

Male strippers..... Check
Hot guys in blue....Check
Cake with a surprise inside...CHECK!!!
Whipped cream.....check
greased saras poll..... check
tighten the rope on Totsies TRAMP O Lean ....check

Whooo Hoooo!
Let the party begin!!!!!!!!!!

[dominosarah]

Sara's in the house...check!!

[narla]

Has anyone found BmDad yet,Who will we put in the birthday cakes?I've got my tutu on and I'm ready to party

[Totsie59]

totsie is in the house...LETS PARTY...

What beatingthis...no hanging from the balls....did I misread that?  Whose balls?
got your RED fishnets right here...

I think BMDAD is scared to come back to cafe....

Sarah, dammit...you got to share...its a party...be nice...
Lets lick the icing off the cake and see if we can find BMDAD....

OH Crap...I swear I hear someone screaming for mercy...Sarah...please turn the music up....cant stand the begging....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...SARAH..

[Totsie59]

Girls....can we say COUGARS....all together now......

[narla]

COUGARS are go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beatingthis]

Grrrrrrr!!!

[Totsie59]

Love you girls...or should I say love my cougars...

[dominosarah]

What should the cougars do tonight??????????

[narla]

This cougar just got home from an AC/DC tribute band,talk about loud,It was fun watching all the people that had too much to drink,I was sober and loved it.It's 1am here now and I still want to party.

[beatingthis]

Well Narla we all would have like to go!!!!

[beatingthis]

Ok I will put back in black on and we see who it brings through the door. Narla turn it up loud!!!!! :)

[dominosarah]

Shook Me All Night Long is in the stereo so please take it out and put it back in its case...Its my theme song!!

[narla]

I'm on a Highway to Hell,and loving it

[dominosarah]

That a girl!!!

[Totsie59]

Hey cant say I rocked it...but went to see Tim Mcgraw and Lady Antebellum in Little Rock...Just a girls weekend out...Had a blast...Had floor seats...number 1 and 2 next to stage...My niece LOVEs Tim..

[narla]

Who is Tim Mcgraw?and Lady Antebellum?Isn't Doctor Phil a Mcgraw?

[BaileenJoshuasMama]

awe can I join to I put all my clothes away a few months back stopped dancin so I'd stop buyin but I miss it

[beatingthis]

Ya sure can. Just don't fool around with saras poll.

Bring it!!

Terry

[BaileenJoshuasMama]

kay I promise not to be on her poll much I'm new to recovery and not to active yet just need something to keep my mind off the withdrawls. actually been thinking about going back to work. I think a change of music for your girls sake I'm way young I dance to rap normally how about country lol

[narla]

Hey girls looks like we're getting the younger ones interested in what we do.Will they be able to keep up with the cougars.

Welcome BaileenJoshuasMama

[BaileenJoshuasMama]

Oh you just give me a few days to kick these wd and I will keep up with you guys and show you how us younger girls get down on the pole lol. Oh i'm bringing my own light up pole too...Nice to meet you girls and by the way my name is tara its easier than my screen name,..thanks for the welcome narla

[Totsie59]

Sorry you dont know who Tim Mcgraw is ...he is hot as hell...and Lady Antebellum...they are good too...I AM a rocker from way back.....but did enjoy my weekend away...watching a free concert....

[dominosarah]

Welcome to the cafe.......now sit back and watch the cougars get down with their big bad selves!!!!!!!!!  LOL

Stay off my pole.........

[narla]

Looks like there could dual pole dancing going on,the boys in blue will love it

[beatingthis]

What a great way to get more prey in here! We will have some temp poles put in, (just for 1 day sara) and we have a pole off hahahahahahaha!!

[BaileenJoshuasMama]

I will stay off your pole no worries. I'll bring my own if thats ok.

And yes tim Mcgraw is hot he sings some of my favorite country songs him and garth brooks are my two favorite country singers.

How about if I bring in a large bird cage type set up with  pole in it the last place I worked that is what we had to dance in also had a swing in it fun fun to play in

[Totsie59]

Oh..so glad to know that someone knows and likes Tim McGraw...I also like Garth...It was a Awesome concert....Will have to post pics...

[BaileenJoshuasMama]

Live like your dying makes me cry that song came out when I was diagnosed with cervical cancer and My best friend is my boyfriend and I's song. Yep I'm a country girl at heart lol prefer rap now but know all the country stars from the 90s Geroge strait Mark Collie John Micheal love them guys

[dominosarah]

Well this girl is a rocker from way back.....No rap crap!!  That just isnt music.....

[narla]

I like anything from the beatles to AC/DC to Buddy Holly and even some newer stuff like Lincoln Park,Greenday,does anyone remember Twisted Sisters-(We're not gonna take it),that was my rebel without a cause song.

Denise

[Totsie59]

When Tim sang Live like your dying......I was just blown away....I am a rocker from way back....but I had such a awesome time at this concert...It was a weekend away with just my niece...
I am not into any rap....but hey girl it takes all kinds to make the world go round...I love many kinds of music....
So glad you found Medhelp...so glad you found our little cafe....it can bring a smile to your face...even when you dont feel like smiling....Welcome...

[narla]

I have a quiet chuckle everytime I visit the cafe-Is my trampoline set up yet can't wait to do my stuff,my leotard is ready.

[dominosarah]

Twisted Sister!!!  Oh he!! ya!!   Dee Snyder has a radio show every Saturday night for 2 hours and they play all the old rock.  You would love it!!

The trampoline is ready to go!!

[BaileenJoshuasMama]

I am also glad I found medhelp I don't think I could have gotten clean without everyone on here. I have a dr apt on tues and I'm telling him to give this to anyone who is dealing with addiction. this website really is a lifesavor well I think I'm going to force myself out of the house today first time for pleasure not business since detox its time i think hope everyone has a good day

[beatingthis]

my head is banging!!!!  Twisted Sister...sara why I am I not surprised.


OUCH my neck!! Can't do that very long anymore.

Love rock, country, blues hate rap too

Narla, leotard! Funny I haven't heard it called that in a long time. I bet it looks really good with the tutu!

[dominosarah]

Remember the "tights" we wore back in the day??!!!  LOL

[narla]

With leg warmers,OMG what were we thinking

[Mangee]

When it comes to bloomers then you are really aging yourself. Aha! I just peeked and noticed that Sarah has hidden a pair behind the coke machine. Put them on sarah, we all need a good laugh.

[beatingthis]

Yup those are hers. Did you notice they are thong bloomers?? Never seen anything like them.

She promised to get us all a pair but that never happend,

Now where are my leg warmers?????
That bucket overhead does not have water in it. Who knows what Totsie put in it.  She is a maniac on the floor. If she keep throwing her head around like that we going to have her looked at by the doc again.Chiopractors aren't cheap!

I am getting in the new bird cage! Weeee I love this swing......

[BaileenJoshuasMama]

Hey leg warmers aren't for the older ones I actually own a pair....

[dominosarah]

Is that where my bloomers are??!!!  I thought i lost them for good!!!

Terry, i am not opening the bird cage up to let you out if you get stuck again.  It was way awkward seeing you upside down on the swing last time.......

[Mangee]

Speaking of leg warmers. I think I still have a pair of Long Johns with the rear window. I haven't worn them since I was discharged from the army. Those things were warm although they itched like mad.They must be older than most of the people here.

[Totsie59]

Now you know as well as I do that Sara dont wear panties, those aint her bloomers...she may claim them...she stole them and is hiding them from someone cause they are so damn ugly...Now I know what the new Cafe rule is about...IF YOU R WEARING PANTIES AND THEY ARE FUGLY YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT OF CAFE....
Man my necks hurts....I gotta quit doing that mess..
Hope someone is making room for that trampoline...cause the TRAMP O LEAN is MINE...Who took the rope swings down?
Girls when you are in the bathroom fixin your lipstick....please quit leaving lip prints on the mirror...I saw the janitor cleaning the mirror and he dipped his scrub in the toilet and scrubbed the mirrors...
Bird cages okay...but PLEASE no feathers...it tooks wks to clean them up last time...when you put tons of feathers, fans and lots of sticky googie
stuff in the same room...WOW...
Had a cougar weekend...still tired...YES SARA  PW was with me...LOL Just had friends over and went over to neighbors house....I just looked, didnt touch....LOL

[BaileenJoshuasMama]

ok I just scrubbed my mouth for twenty minutes for that one lil kiss for you girls gees an awe man no feathers but yeah thats a mess I agree...

[beatingthis]

Ahh, thanks sara for letting me out. He thought I was going to chase him again, that reminds me the auto door lock remote isn't working again. Got get that fixed some get away..

toliet brush? We don't have a janitor! sara one of yours????

[dominosarah]

I forgot the no feathers rule......oops!!  You may not want to eat the jello then~~~my bad.

[beatingthis]

sara! We said no feathers!  Oh never mind you used the BIG ones. They just don't look as good after you use them. I am not picking them up. I will get the boy toy to do it. OK?

[narla]

I have OCD so I always wiped the mirror with an anti-bacterial before I left my luscious lip print.

[Totsie59]

What about those bloomers? You are the one that made up the NO UGLY PANTIES rule...

[Totsie59]

Dang, hope your lips are ok...

[Totsie59]

Oh and for whats in the bucket.....lets just say..I love HONEY....So sticky and sweet....

Fish nets Sara? What shoes are we wearing? Oh I know......HEHE...

[narla]

I'll be wearing the thigh high boots I got of santa at Christmas,maybe I'll bring my feathered whip too.

[beatingthis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgeuUAzThto

This is the new dance here! Sorry it is so clean!
This is great!!

Terry

[dominosarah]

The rest of us will sit in the bird cage and watch you dance like this!!!

[beatingthis]

OK I am in Whooo Hoooo!!! Will you hold my neck brace? I will need at as soon as I am done.

[dominosarah]

Whoever comes in first tomorrow please be careful.....It's not my fault about all the whipped cream all over the place, but i did like it!!!!

[beatingthis]

Well I can't clean it up my neck is in a brace. Fun dance though...... Ouch!!!

[dominosarah]

Guess that leaves Narla,totsie or Bailee!!!!

[BaileenJoshuasMama]

since I'm new I'll clean it up gees who made this mess....

[narla]

It would of been Sara if whipped cream is involved,

[dominosarah]

I so love whipped cream!!!

[Totsie59]

No comment...but damn it was fun...

[Totsie59]

So glad I dont have to clean this mess up...Where is the Janitor?  Lets MAKE him clean up this mess....Sara...where are the whips?  Get busy cleaning BOY....

[beatingthis]

Where in He!! is everybody? We have a business to run her girls!
The doors open a 6 lets give em what the came here for!

[narla]

I think we are getting over Saras' fiasco with the whipped cream,we need something less messy or we need a full time cleaner

[dominosarah]

Hair pulled back, whip cream in hand and mango's~~~~~~I couldnt resist.  Sorry ladies but this one is mine!!!!!!!

[narla]

You forgot Sara I have a mango tree in my backyard-be nice to me and I'll share,we get so many mangoes some rot on the ground

[beatingthis]

Mangos? Hummmm! I like it! Ok next one throught the door is mine. Going for the bird cage swing.

Has anyone seen my furry purple mat for the bottom of the cage?

[dominosarah]

Oh that was your mat??!!!

Narla can you bring some Mango's into the cafe please.  Also please put your leotard away when you are done......i found it tangled in the swing

[beatingthis]

do ya think anyone would notice if I wore spanks under my leotard?
We Are getting a little older. Not sure how it would look with my thong......

[Totsie59]

Spanks....dont have any...but do so loved to be spanked.....

Hey girls...I have ordered the floor cleared of EVERYTHING..got ROLLER skates ordered for all....disco music and disco light....

We can still wear our tutus and fishnets....got pompoms for everyones skates...

[narla]

Hey what are spanks,I'm lost here

Last time I went to a roller disco was about 1980,I hope it's like riding a bike and you never forget

[beatingthis]

Spanks are control for you tummy, butt, or any other parts of your body that need control.

Roller disco  I luv it!!!

[narla]

I think I'll wear spanks as well then,It all helps with the figure.

[dominosarah]

No spanks for this girl......Im going skating with just my nail polish~~~~~~

Narla, i hope it is like riding a bike!!

[narla]

You go girl!! just nail polish you amaze me,I need more guts

[dominosarah]

Stick with us Narla and we will have you doing things you only dreamed of!!!!

[Totsie59]

Thats glow in the dark nail polish....

No spanks for me either....Oh I take that back...I like to be spanked...but aint wearing any spanks...

[kittycat1433]

I WANNA GO SKATING  TO i promise to be good i'll wear my hair in piggytails and suck on a lolly pop with my glow in the dark polish yipee!!!!!

[dominosarah]

You can be bad too if ya want!!!!!!!!!!  Just wear your nail polish!!!!  LOL

[kittycat1433]

Well what happen to goin roller skating i think she chickened out i forgot to tell her she could bring her pole and get two left skates.lol

[Mangee]

Has anyone seen my old pair of socks that I left behind the bar? My wife says I have to find them before they start stripping the paint off the walls. She also says that she bets there are no live bugs there anymore. My god! What is she thinking? I only wore them for three weeks and two days.

[beatingthis]

I love glow in the dark nail polish! I also like ones that smell and taste like cherries

Oh they were socks?! I thought one of saras boys in blue left them here.
I did see them do a little jig by themselves.

I only skate in doubles :)

T

[narla]

Were they the socks I saw walking out the door on their own.

Who is hiding my leotard-looks like I'll just have to wear the nail polish and nothing else  OMG Sara it was you wasn't it,just so I'd have to do things I'd never dreamed of.

My husbands killing himself laughing,thinks it's a real hoot

[beatingthis]

Tuff to see in here with all the black lights and glowing nails and lips. Oh well I will just feel my way around....

[narla]

Hey who's touching me,at least say who you are when you feel your way around.

[dominosarah]

Hey come back and do that again~~~~~~~I will tell you when to stop!!!!!!!!

[kittycat1433]

im with sarah on that last one.I guess im not getting a invatation to skate,oh well you'll know me when i show up with the glow in the dark polish,i think im gunna do my entire body glow in the dark,and make sure you remember to get your to left skates so i'll know who you are.

[dominosarah]

Wasnt that you in the glow in the dark body paint??  I think you passed me a couple times.......

[kittycat1433]

YA that was me you couldn't help but notice i couldn't help myself i got some of the cherrie polish and was licking my finger's i thought i saw someone skate by damn i hate it when people stare at me! I topped the cherrie off with some of them there nachos @the skate shack stand and then well ashamed to addmit took my skates off and licked my polish off my toes to!Why is everyone staring @me gosh damnitt!!!!

[beatingthis]

Your pretty bendy aren't ya? If I tried that it would mean a trip to the ER! But I have been known to stick my foot in my mouth!!!

Totsie hold on tho this furry boa and I will swing you into saras brood over in the corner.
hehehe. just start grabbing you'll get a few!!!!

[kittycat1433]

Could that be MRS.Bendy please?

[Mangee]

I got stopped by a cop, wanted to know what's going on in there. I told hime that we were a clean up crew. He said, " Yeah, I bet." so I said to him, " Take a close look at those egg heads in there, What else could they be doing?"  He then laughed took of his uniform and he was wearing a French maid's outfit. There was nothing I could do so I let him in. He's the one standing on top of the counter cleaning the cow webs off the ceiling and shaking his booty to the music. Fits in here perfectly. I sure love his pink garters.

[Totsie59]

Damn...I grabbed the furry boa....didnt know you were going sling me so hard...think my wheels broke off my left skate...O Well...I will limp around...who will know...its dark in here...
As far as the guy wearing a french maids outifl...OH HELL NO...let him dust...and get him out of here...that just dont sound right..

[dominosarah]

Hey ya gotta give the guy in the French Maid outfit a break!!!  Pretty gutsy move i tell ya.  You should of stuck around and seen what he had underneath that outfit.......Uuuu la weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[leeisgettingclean]

I though it was gona be a party in here---I wore my fish nets, high heels, tube top and O No---well anyways.....I swear i had on a lil skirt when i walked out the house---must have gotten snagged somewere along the way-------atleast these  fishnet undies match my fish net hoes.

[dominosarah]

Fishnet undies!!!  LMAO   Skirts are optional here!!!

[leeisgettingclean]

Well, Thank God for skirts being optional or i be out of luck haha, by the way Sara, after a couple mtn dews I will give that pole a lil  dance---haha, my pole dancing might make me famous in this lil ol dusty cafe. You do clean that sucker with alcohol after each use dont you? never know what might be lingering around on one of those stripper poles!

[kittycat1433]

I found a skirt on the way,ilove it i decided to wear it i didn't know it was your's so please don't start with there's my skirt crap it's mine now !

[Mangee]

Found out a little more about the Fench maid. He' s not a cop. He just likes to get dressed up in a uniform or any strange outfit. Last time, I heard, he was a harem dancer and was kicked out of Egypt. You have to be careful with him, he likes to steal makeup and tutus. How did you see what he was wearing underneath Sarah?  I know for a fact that he never wears undies of any sort. Hmnnn!

[leeisgettingclean]

plain ol undies are so 1990----fish net undies are the new thing---I am bringin a pair for everyone at the party tonight! And Sara, please wash that pole down---i danced on it a lil last night and now i got a lil rash--o well---gotta pay to have fun---if the worse thing i got off that old rusted pole was a rash i feel pretty lucky

[narla]

Can't wait to try my fishnet undies Lee,They should go well with my pasties with the tassels-watch them tassels swing

Is the swing set up?I want to fly through the air

[kittycat1433]

Ya'll are trippin.lol. couln you bring me some fish net undies in xxxl (PLEASE)

[leeisgettingclean]

of course i got you a pair kitty......its a fishnet undies party...I got mine on and WOW man i look good in these suckers......add the knee high red high heels and no shirt but a lil red scarf tied around my neck---I am thinkin I better bring some pepper spray with me cause i be lookin hoTT

[kittycat1433]

You go boy.your a trip.iwanna barrow the scarf sometime(pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease) uh you sexy thang.

[beatingthis]

shake it, and shake it some more.....  you have to move it, move it.....

Darn just a feather in my mouth

[Totsie59]

Damn Lee...love my new panties...but PLEASE dont spray me with that pepper spray again...it really burns my eyes....Now look what you have done...got my makeup running down my face....I am sorry I will never touch you red scarf again...
Geez..heard if you get stung by a jelly fish you should pour pee on it...does that work for pepper spray too?  Gosh....I cant see... SARAH..PLEASE HELP ME TO THE BATHROOM..

[narla]

Plenty of water Totsie flush the eyes out,I'm sorry I can't stop laughing you look like a panda with all that mascara around your eyes

[leeisgettingclean]

Sara, I thought we were suppose to meet here at the cafa at midnight---you told me to wear my sexy fishnets and you were gona teach me  a few tricks on that pole???? You standing me up?

[dominosarah]

Look at the top of the pole......I am up there.  My fishnet undies got caught!!

[beatingthis]

Darn sara ya know nobody can get as high on the pole then you. I call the fire dept AGAIN!!!

[kittycat1433]

You guy's are killing me ROFL!!!

[dominosarah]

My talents are endless~~~~~~Oh my i hear the sirens!!!  Yee haaaaaaa

[beatingthis]

I knew that would make you happy......

[rod44]

No neon signs, no signposts, not on any map,'virtually imposable to find... sounds a bit like Alice's Restaurant (Arlo Guthrie) lol.......

[leeisgettingclean]

o my Sara, you ARE up there and your fishnet undies are down here---what the heck is going on and what is that you are hung by??? Is that my sexy scarf?? Sara, have you been hung up there all night? I tried calling the firedepartment to come help you down but they say you already got a name with them --they say you are a frequent flyer---always getting hung on poles just so that they can come rescue you! hmmmmm, Sara, I didnt know about this SO wild side of you---I bet you be takin all that "candies--whip cream, cerrys, and that hot dip that molds once colded" home with you from the DQ and finding all sorts of new uses for it!

[beatingthis]

Very much like Alice's restaurant,  We serve a different kind of food.....

[narla]

Sara I know your not really stuck you could fly down if you wanted,This is your way of getting the fire brigade here.We better get the police and paramedics here too just in case huh.I hope you'll share this time

Hey Rod44 use satellite navigation you'll find the cafe-Enter if you dare,I hope your up for some fun

[Totsie59]

Hell I hope someones calls the fire dept...or 911...I think I am blinded by that pepper spray...Please help Sara dont want to go to ER dressed like this....