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Timr for a laugh

Timr for a laugh

A very loud, unattractive mean-acting woman walked into a Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wall-Mart greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say " Hell no they aint."

"The older one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just plain stupid?'

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, ma'am," replied the greeter I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice!"

"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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That was too funny!  

I am glad to see you back.
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LOL, thanks so much for the laugh. It is nice to wake up to a joke!
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That is too funny. I love it , love it, love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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