Too Funny! I just have to share!

WIFE:
> > What would
> > you do if I died? Would you get married again?
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > HUSBAND:
> >  
> > Definitely
> > not!
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > WIFE:
> >  
> > Why not -
> > don't you like being married?
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > HUSBAND:
> >  
> > Of course I
> > do.
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > WIFE:
> >  
> > Then why
> > wouldn't you remarry?
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > HUSBAND:
> >  
> > Okay,
> > I'd get married again.
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > WIFE:
> >  
> > You would?
> > (With a hurtful look on her face).
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > HUSBAND:
> >  
> > (Makes
> > audible groan).
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > WIFE:
> >  
> > Would you
> > live in our house?
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > HUSBAND:
> >  
> > Sure,
> > it's a great house.
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > WIFE:
> >  
> > Would you
> > sleep with her in our bed?
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > HUSBAND:
> >  
> > Where else
> > would we sleep?
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > WIFE:
> >  
> > Would you
> > let her drive my car?
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > HUSBAND:
> >  
> > Probably, it
> > is almost new.
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > WIFE:
> >  
> > Would you
> > replace my pictures with hers?
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > HUSBAND:
> >  
> > That would
> > seem like the proper thing to do.
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > WIFE:
> >  
> > Would she
> > use my golf clubs?
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > HUSBAND:
> >  
> > No,
> > she's left-handed.
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > WIFE:
> > - silence -
> > -
> >  
> >  
> >  
> > HUSBAND:
> > F *
> > ck....

[122 Tactical Fighter Group]

Okay  teko - - I will refer you to flmagi's post above........

[dominosarah]

well she asked!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL

[beatingthis]

hahahaha!

[Jacqui805]

Haha!!!  Good one!  LOL  

[outotown]

thats a good one LOL HAHAHAHA

[Totsie59]

love it.

[Mikeinthesouth]

great joke gave me a laugh.. thank you

[Sydnie]

Hilarious!!