Trapped on a deserted island, what would you bring?

[bubbles1096]

You are stranded on a deserted, uninhabited island in the tropics for an undefined amount of time.

What six items would you bring and why?
What would you not live with?

You have a suitcase full of clothes so that is not going to be a problem and aunt flo doesn't visit you while you are on the island so women need not worry about that being one of your 6 items.

[ROSYouralright]

Dboy this is a really old post but I'm glad you commented on it and bumped it up BC it was a hilarious read! Dominoesara is the only one I know outta all of those ppl :)

[Dboy9486]

Water to survive
Matches to make smoke signals so they find me haha
A USB with every song on the planet just bc
A solar powered cd player to play the music
Music is soothing healing and just the best thing there is for your mood and spirit
Books to stay sharp and for entertainment
Swiss army outdoor knife set to hunt to groom :-)

[MrNewHope]

I'm with you on this one!  I'll go ahead and get MacGyver to arm the dolphins with Friggin Laserbeams...

[jess212]

Why does it have to be a deserted one? I'm going to the Faroe Islands and I'm taking a loaded gun, and that's it. And a machete.
Stupid dolphin killers :(

[cleaninitup]

dont forget antibiotics for Rush

[kmo2626]

Can I trade Rush for your MacGyver??...

[MrNewHope]

gee thx man, now to find out how to erase the last few minutes off my memory.

i'm trading my red crayon for MacGyver, he prolly knows how to turn a coconut into a charger for my iphone :)

[Newabuser]

Come on, remember some of those episodes where she'd be in her nightwear? I was always jealous of Mr. Howell.

[MrNewHope]

eeewww.... Mrs. Howell???

[Newabuser]

1. Ginger (obvious reason)
2. MaryAnn (obvious reason again)
3. Gilligan (someone to do the work)
4. The Skipper (need someone that can drive a boat)
5. The Professor (to build cool stuff out of bamboo)
6. Lovey Howell (in case I tire of 1 & 2, variety is the spice!)

There's no room left for Thurston Howell III and that's fine, he serves no useful purpose.

[MrNewHope]

Yeah, I'm almost tempted to trade one of my crayons for Kylie Minogue... Kylie Minogue circa 1990.

[rush2112]

they were the few aussies i could think of...

[MrNewHope]

lol Wow you'd have quite the concert on this island... named Australia??

[rush2112]

1. Kylie Minogue
2. Olivia Newton John
3. Crowded House
4. Colin Haye
5. Malcom Young
6.  Any Aussie but Kmo2626

[MrNewHope]

now that's thoughtful

[rush2112]

now that's comedy

[MrNewHope]

1. My Iphone
2. Coloring Book
3. Red Crayon
4. Yellow Crayon
5. Blue Crayon
6. Bear Grylls

[new2thisAZ]

Fun question. Considering the name of this forum, I'm not going to say what I'd REALLY like to bring. So I'd settle for:

- a lighter
- another lighter
- a giant metal pot (think lobster-bake size)
- Tent
- protein powder
- swiss army knife

[Mangee]

     1- A rubber raft to use as a boat or a bed
     2- A fishing pole with lines and hooks
    3-  A hammer.
    4- A machete
    5- A wind up flashlight
    6- A box full of flares.
    
    

[Newabuser]

1. A frozen butchered cow
2. A propane grill (see # 1)
3. Lots of propane (see # 2)
4. A lighter (to ignite # 2 when it's push button ignite fails, they always do)
5. A bucket (to collect water in to wash down # 1)
6. My Kindle and a ton of spare batteries

If # 6 counts as two items, I'll ditch # 4 and take my chances with the grills igniter while I learn to rub sticks together.

That's enough to keep me fat and happy for quite a while. By the time it's all exhausted I'll have either learned to live off the land, be rescued or die.

[Haunted_Hobo]

1. A gallon of water
2. A gallon of gasoline
3. You're girl
4. Condoms
5. A boat

[trippedoutgirl]

My boy friend / Need sex
survival kit / many items in it
ski jet / water fun and fishing
weapon / hunt with
bible/ so i can finish it
water/ to survive

[recoveringfromdetox]

1-My Wife - I Love her
2-Survival equipment- to survive
3-bible- Because I belive in GOD
4-solar powered generator- electricity
5-sea plane-travel
6-boat-waterski

[Mandapanda17]

mmmmm I love bagel chips too. I used to eat a whole bag for a snack at work. lol :)