Trapped on a deserted island, what would you bring?

[bubbles1096]

You are stranded on a deserted, uninhabited island in the tropics for an undefined amount of time.

What six items would you bring and why?
What would you not live with?

You have a suitcase full of clothes so that is not going to be a problem and aunt flo doesn't visit you while you are on the island so women need not worry about that being one of your 6 items.

[MrNewHope]

gee thx man, now to find out how to erase the last few minutes off my memory.

i'm trading my red crayon for MacGyver, he prolly knows how to turn a coconut into a charger for my iphone :)

[Newabuser]

Come on, remember some of those episodes where she'd be in her nightwear? I was always jealous of Mr. Howell.

[MrNewHope]

eeewww.... Mrs. Howell???

[Newabuser]

1. Ginger (obvious reason)
2. MaryAnn (obvious reason again)
3. Gilligan (someone to do the work)
4. The Skipper (need someone that can drive a boat)
5. The Professor (to build cool stuff out of bamboo)
6. Lovey Howell (in case I tire of 1 & 2, variety is the spice!)

There's no room left for Thurston Howell III and that's fine, he serves no useful purpose.

[MrNewHope]

Yeah, I'm almost tempted to trade one of my crayons for Kylie Minogue... Kylie Minogue circa 1990.

[rush2112]

they were the few aussies i could think of...