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Who hates spiders as much as me?!?!?!

I was up till 2 am because of a spider, I had to work at 630!!
This is no regular spider it was fat and grey and I swer had 10 legs!!
It was on my bed...I sprayed it like 10 times and the sucker wouldnt die!!
It kept coming after me!! Falling off the roof on me...I swear it was big enough to eat a rat!!
FINALLY I sprayed half the can of bug spray and I think its dead...I hope...
While doing so I think I ate the spray...I got dizzy and physically ill...I also couldnt breathe LOL
Serves me right!
I was to chicken to squish the F***ER
The ants I can take and there are a LOT of ants...The fleas i hate but they are small
The daddy long lefs are bearable BUT THIS!! and the Months!! WTF i feel like I am camping!!!
UGH
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Pit Bulls are smart - dont mess with spiders... they eat dogs to if they get the chance
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BWAHAHA
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Why is a passionate kiss like a spider?

Q: Why is a passionate kiss like a spider?
A: Both can lead to the undoing of the fly.


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My dogs all have black coats!! LOL except Monster hes grey and blonde
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Remember to tell them to wear black :o)))))
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I guess the dogs are attending the funeral procession
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I have 5 pit bulls and they ran!! This thing was bigger than Angelina!! And Ang i feel you I feel spiders on me at work UGH!!
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LMAO! Didn't you kill that sucka after you ate bug spray? haha! Did you know that ANGELINA JOLIE, STEPHEN COLBERT, and BONO all have spiders named after them?.... Just think MAYBE it was Angelina Jolie in your house last night! BWAHAHAHA! Luv ya girl!
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OMG!!! My biggest fear is spiders! (And I am not scared of much!) I have no idea why they invoke such terror in me, but they do.(Maybe it's some instinctual, prehistoric man thing that I have failed to evolve past?) If you want to see me running away and screaming like a little girl, put a spider in front of me! I won't even kill them, I just leave the area until someone else can remove them. (In my head I tell myself that I don't want to kill any creature, but in all actuality, I am too terrified to get close enough to squish them!) Why did you bring this up?! Now I am going to feel creepy crawlies on me all day! ;)
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Good GRIEF Now I have to kill a whole funeral procession.... No sleep tonight!!
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Spiders SUCK! And don't believe anyone who tells you that they are not capable of eating a human :o)

The worst thing about spiders is that if you kill one several others show up for the funeral - learned that one from Garfield..

Trust me - I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS...
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