With apologies to all blondes.

[Mangee]

  


A blonde decided to go ice fishing one day. She took a large
auger with her, found the right spot, and started drilling. When
the hole was almost complete, a mystical voice
thundered,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The blonde fell to her knees, looked in every direction, but
saw nothing. However, just to be on the safe side, she walked
about 50 feet away and started a second hole. But just as she
was completing the hole the same voice
thundered,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Astounded, the blonde looked all about her, and moved on to
make a third hole. Just as she was completing the third
hole, the same voice thundered,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

With a trembling voice the blonde asked "Is that you God?"
"NO" the voice answered.


"THIS IS THE HOCKEY RINK MANAGER. THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
      


  


  
  
  
  
  




  
  
  

  



        


  

  


    

[coffeegirl125]

I am an "assissted blonde" so I can't be offended! lol. Looks like the blondeness only effects my spelling....

[dominosarah]

Oh good lord!!!  LOL