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Womans yearly exam

Womans yearly exam

I got this in an email. Thought I would share. :)


           Went to the doctor for my yearly physical..

           The nurse starts with certain basics.

           How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.

           The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

           The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.

           The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.

           She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

           'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and

           slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

           She put me on Prozac. What a *****.

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LMFAO  This happens to me every time.It must be those stupid scales at the doctors office!!!!!!!    Too funny!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMFAO!!!!  

kim..........wear your spandex next time!!!!
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LMAO!!!  My doctor's scale is always higher than mine at home!  I think it's a scam!  LOL!!!!  And, I have gone from 5' 7" to 5' 6".  I don't know how that happens!  
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