Laughter is the best medicine. I think anyways. No, u guys don't need to run. I wasn't thinking that hard. Come back. Thank u. Now that I got yas hurr...let's make each other laugh. Share any funny stories or whatever.
I know when I'm down once I have a good laugh things don't seem so bad.
Let me start it off....
For me, if I ever forget that I'm an alcoholic all I have to do is pick up a cup and my pinkie sticks straight up like it would do with a martini. Old habits r hard to die.
Ang, here's something for you. My daughter sent me these a few years ago. ( I love the romance one!)
NA: Being a part of something is more important than being the center of attention.
NA is the only place where you can walk into a room full of strangers and reminisce.
NA romance.... the odds are good... but the goods are odd.
NA has no fixed address -- you can take it with you.
Before I came to NA I was dead, but did not know enough to lie down.
In NA there are no losers -- just slow winners
Addict (as defined by self): A piece of crap that the universe revolves around.
Addict: Someone who refuses to give up a life of failure without a fight.
Addict: A person who when s/he goes to a wedding, wants to be the bride and when s/he goes to a funeral, wants to be the corpse.
An addict is someone who wants to be held while isolating.
Addict: "I may not be much, but I'm all I think about."
Addict: "If I could use like a normal addict, I'd use all the time!"
Addicts burn their bridges in front of them.
An addict is someone who finds something that works and then stops doing it.
An addict is a person with two feet planted firmly in mid-air.
Non-addicts change their behavior to meet their goals; addicts change their goals to meet their behavior.
An addict can be in the gutter and still look down on people.
High bottoms have trap doors
Three most dangerous words for an addict: "I've been thinking"
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