joke :))

Question

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. 
 

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.   
  
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the  pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. 

  
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.  
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. 
  
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.  

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" 
  
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. 

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 
  
 
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. 

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' 
  
    
The boy turns, and whispers back, 

'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist..'

GoingToMakeIt · Answer

That was a good one!

dumbsmartkid · Answer

Good one!

10356 · Answer

I know I was thinking this could Happen !! lol

dominosarah · Answer

You get this visual of this poor boy just praying his butt off all the while the dad is just glaring.........

10356 · Answer

Funnier without the punch line first ? lol This cracked me up also !! glad you all enjoyed it :)

stilltrying1965 · Answer

To funny Letakos me and Kim are ROFLMFAO good one it really cheered me and Kim up Thanks Letakos,,,,,James and  Kim

dominosarah · Answer

Now this is dam funny!!!!!!!!!  LMAO

SophieShine · Answer

OMG lesaaaaa!!! ROFLMFAO

beatingthis · Answer

lol!! Tears in my eyes!! hahahahahaha!

narla · Answer

Didn't pick the punch line - very funny

joke :))

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