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Has anyone ever played "I've never"

Ex: I've never had sex in a public place (I would get a point because I have) you don't want points so start with something you've never done. Give your point or not then say your "I've never"
This can be really fun with addicts since there isn't much we probably haven't done. The whole point is not to get to 10... see how you do...

[LIZZIE LOU]

0 points...

ive never spoken disrespectfully to my parents

[dominosarah]

I've never bungee jumped.....

[dumbsmartkid]

If your parents weren't  ever parents to begin with does that still count if so I'm at 1 point

[dominosarah]

I am at 1 point too.......

[narla]

I've never seen snow

I'm at 0

[narla]

Too scared to be disrespectful to my parents even now at my age

[vicki595]

I've seen too much snow!!!   1 point

I've never been to Australia

[dumbsmartkid]

Damn it I'm at 2 now.
Australia? Good one I have always wanted to study coral reefs there!

Ive never had an orgee... lol!

[dominosarah]

Well WTH.......Now i am at 2

As for the orgee, does that mean been to one or participated??!!!

[LIZZIE LOU]

ROFLMAO...LOLOLOL...HAHAHAHA

[vicki595]

Define orgy...A bunch of people or four or more????  

I guess I may be at 2 points...     Shut up !!!!!!

[LIZZIE LOU]

STOP IT ! ! ! !  LOLOL

[narla]

Well I'm at 2 points now,won't say which on ones though

[vicki595]

What's a Mass Orgy?   Does that involve church?   Priests?    

[vicki595]

Qwertywasd~  What's you're deal?

[dominosarah]

Can we do 1/2 pts??!!!!!!!!

[dominosarah]

I dont wax my upper lip!!!!!!!!

[narla]

what,was it only half an orgy?

[dominosarah]

Some things i will take to my grave!!!  LOL

[vicki595]

Okay...Just so there's no confusion...   Quertywasds' post was deleted...a nutjob...but now MY posts after his don't make sense!!!  He mentioned something gross about a mass orgy with **** in the driveway...

[dumbsmartkid]

Lol, you're funny!
A question about orgees from marry Poppins.

[dominosarah]

LMAO!!!  

[dominosarah]

Oh you would be surprised to know what old Mary Poppins has up her umbrella!!!!!!  LOL

[dumbsmartkid]

I wax everything I'm at 3. Try getting your armpits waxed omg, when they start tweezing all the strays. Ahhhhh!

A haif an orgee hahaha.

I've never been to prison

[dumbsmartkid]

Or what she does with that umbrella lol!

[dominosarah]

Hey i didnt get a point for that one!!  Jail but not prison!!!

[dumbsmartkid]

Lol, jail here too. That's why I said prison. I had to stay the night in jail for stealing a pair of shoes from niemens when I was younger. I'm very feminine I love dresses and heals makeup I'm always full on. I asked for a copy of my mug shot (it was a good pic) they all laughed just not hard enough to let me go. When the late night trouble makers showed up I got stuck with one who smelled of alcohol cigarettes & death. She immediately jumped on my cot and said I'm sleeping with her! (I think that made me her bitc# because she kept humping at me in her sleep) I cried myself to sleep and vowed never to steal again! Maybe they should just send us a smelly dry humping drunken hag to stay a night or two whenever we f'up. Lol  

[vicki595]

Dumbsmartkid~ Well,you're forgiven for stealing because you have great taste !!!

I've never hit anyone.   (But the thought has crossed my mind)

[dominosarah]

Come on Vicki.......now i am at 31/2!!!  I am now out of things i have never done!!!!!!  LMAO

[vicki595]

Sara~ Sorry Baby...What's with the half point???  The game involves whole numbers doesn't it?  ROFL    You only did half an orgy?  No way....LOLOLOL

Okay...

I have never gone without food for more than three days~

[narla]

I'm at 4 now I hit a teacher when I was a wild child,and I wax everything  lol

I live in Australia so I suppose you could say I've been there,we won't talk about number 4

I have never held a gun

[LIZZIE LOU]

sweet lizzie is keeping her lips zipped...doesnt want to ruin her forum reputation  :)

[vicki595]

I have held a gun...many times.  Legally,of course.

3points

[dumbsmartkid]

I'm at 3 now, I live in Texas, of course I've held a gun. Lol
you almost had me with the eating thing but 3 days is usually the magic # before I get "hungry"

I've never spanked my child (time out/lesson time only)

[vicki595]

I have never cut down a tree.  (I'm not talking bushes or small trees here)

[leeisgettingclean]

lord guys, slow down--I am at 8 points already--altough the one about "spanking your kids" was a disavantage for me cause i dont have any---so i had to give myself that point--Anyways--is anyone at 10 points yet?
I have never tried sushi

[narla]

I'm at 6,I have spanked my child and I love sushi

[narla]

Hey Lee you get points for the things you have done.

[leeisgettingclean]

o ic...hold on let me readd my points, I think at first i was counting my points by what I have done and parhaps i got confused at the end---let me readd----cool , i am only at 6 points :) not as bad as i thought----that orgy question is a tough one----but i have always been told if its more than 3 people including 4 people including yourself that its an orgy----either way you look at it I have to take the point lol, those young days haha

[narla]

I'll keep that one to myself,the 70s were a very progressive time

[vicki595]

Yup! the Sushi Bar...

4 points



I have never given alcohol to a minor.  

[leeisgettingclean]

lol, Denise, have yo tried calling me? I would love to chat with you . please call me tomorrow around 4 my time if you can----we need to catch up. plus i wanna hear more about them "progressive 70s in Australia" :)

[dominosarah]

Okay i am way over 10 already.....I have spanked, gone to jail, held a gun, given alcohol to a minor(YEARS and years ago) I have participated in cutting down the principals tree, i have hit people, i have dissrespected my parents, i've seen snow, tried sushi and last but not least it is the orgy thing that gave me 10 pts!!!  Gotta love those hippy go free free days!!!

So do i still get to play??!!

Lizzie........Good one!!!  LOL

[vicki595]

Sara~  I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.....

I guess when someone hits 10 we start over??

You might have 11...have you ever not eaten for 3 days (for whatever reason LOL ) ?

[leeisgettingclean]

guess we could go to 20 now...Sara you gotta slow down girl--guess we should start thinkin more like "lets help Sara NOT get points " and ask questions like
  I have never jumped from a roof of a house, landed in a trash can got carried away to the landfield and found a suitcase full of money as I was walking away in my stinking dirty cloths.

[dominosarah]

Oh i forgot the not eating thing.....Do IV's count?

Lee, i have jumped from a roof of a house(not a big one tho) but never landed in a trash can!!!  No points for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Finally!!!

[IBKleen]

I'm not sure how this game goes but I think it should be re-named "Can You Stump Sarah?".

I have never shot anyone.

Does she get points if she did? If that's the case, I am thinking Mary Poppins has more up her umbrella than we realize!! LOL

[narla]

Lee I've left messages on the answering machine 3 times,we will catch up when we work out the time difference

I'm on 8 points now

I've never hit an animal with my car

I did hit a person once though,it was horrible,but it wasn't my fault and I hadn't been drinking it was in one of my sober times

[vicki595]

Sara~ I hadn't thought about IV's...HMMM...I was thinking more like at home...not hungry(for some crazy reason????) or crash dieting etc...
Ummm...not sure it matter now though....ROFL

Should we start over?    

I've hit a deer.  5 points

[IBKleen]

I live in the mountains and have hit several deer. A few years back I hit a deer that was already dead. Do I get extra points for that?

[dominosarah]

Hey i have never shot anyone!!!!!!!!  No pts for that but i have hit animals, skunks, coons, deer.  Always feel so bad....

[leeisgettingclean]

speaking of hitting another car...last week a old man stepped rite out in front of me cause his trailer unhooked from his truck and i hit him bad--broke his legs--i felt terrible and his 40 year old son tried to fight me like it was my fault--i was like Lord, thank God I am clean today--that could have been bad--I been praying for that man evryday. And today someone sideswiped my car, the bearly got it--it only shatered my lil mirror on the side but the old fart just keep driving--I dont even think she ever reliezed she hit me-----she was about 100 years old so i just let it go

[dumbsmartkid]

Did you flip her off?
I've never flipped off an elderly road hazard before & they are everywhere!
I'm at 6...

[dominosarah]

Well here i get another point as i have given young and old the "big bird salute".  May as well get a calculator for this game!!

Still trying to think of what i never have done.......

[narla]

I'm at 9 nearly there I don't know whether that's good or bad.

I never had a birthday party when I was a child

[vicki595]

I'm at 7 points...I think I flipped off older people at my b'day parties when I was a kid...

Sara~ this one's for you:

I have never had sex with an Asian.

[dominosarah]

I am not playing this game anymore..........

[narla]

I take it the Asian is yes-Is there anything you haven't done lol

Now don't be a sore loser,we are getting a laugh at your expense,sorry

LOL

[el_em_en_oh]

I've Never Been to Me...

[dominosarah]

Okay i got one.......I've never had implants!!

[vicki595]

Okay...I'm at 8 points now...  LMAO

[dominosarah]

AHAAAAAAA!!!!  LMAO

[IBKleen]

Okay Vicki..spill it!

[vicki595]

I did it...I'm glad...but I didn't go crazy with HUGE breasts...I'll just be perky now until I'm 80 !!!!!      And that's all I'm telling ya!!!!

xo

[narla]

Perky sounds good to me maybe at 50 it would be a great birthday present? I'm sure DH would agree,I'm having laser treatment on some wrinkles at the moment that can be painful,the things we go through to try and look good

[vicki595]

I never flunked a subject/course in school.

[narla]

I'm at 9,

[dominosarah]

Well let me see, i have a running total on the calculator and i think i am at about 42!!  How special~~~~

[dominosarah]

Oh i have another one.......thanks Vicki!!

I was never a cheerleader.....

[vicki595]

LMAO !!!!!

9 POINTS !!

You're welcome Sara !!!


I've neve had long hair.

[narla]

I'm at 10

I've never eaten haggis

[vicki595]

Haggis?????   I haven't eaten it either,I don't think! LMAO

Still at 9 points..

[dominosarah]

WTH is haggis??!!!  Or dont i want to know!!!

[narla]

It's a Scottish delicacy,it's made from the lining of a sheeps stomach.maybe any Scottish people here can explain it better,maybe stilltrying has eaten it.

[vicki595]

OMG!!   That reminds me of when I ate mountain oysters!!   So delicious....mmmm...
Then I found out what they were :  Bull testicles......!!!

Stop laughing....

[narla]

Well I can definitely say I've never eaten bulls' testicles

[vicki595]

Narla~  They are good until you know where they came from.  LOL      I was young...
it was the 70's....I was in Boulder (why????)...Now,I ask before anything goes in my mouth.  ;)

[dominosarah]

Oh god i think i just threw up in my mouth!!!

They have Rocky Mountain Oyster feeds here......those are pig testicles.  NO i dont eat those either.  They deep fat fry them suckers.......AACCKKK

[narla]

What is it with cooking and eating testicles over there,I'll stick to my vegemite

[vicki595]

Hey Narla...I have no clue!!  There are some strange "snacks" out there !!

This one makes me just gag :  Deep fried BUTTER !!!!   OMG!!   Gives me chest pain just thinking about...RRRAAAAAALLFF !

[Mikeinthesouth]

I have never had sex on top of the twin towers.

[Mikeinthesouth]

I have never had a threesome on top of the twins towers.

[Mikeinthesouth]

I have never had sex with my girl jennifer tilly on top of the twins towers.

[Mikeinthesouth]

o and i have never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while having sex on top of the twins towers heck anywhere as far as this goes. LOL

[vicki595]

Twin towers??

[catmagnet]

I'm up to 12 and I haven't even played yet =/... I've never driven a motorcycle.

[vicki595]

Still at 9...


I've never eaten at Arby's...

[want2bme]

You guys are too funny!  I will have to look back and total my score now that I understand the game.  I do not think it is close to 42 so it looks like we have a winner...is the game still on?

[vicki595]

Yeah...sure !!!    If you've done something that the previous person HAS NOT done you take a point.  It took me a few to get that....LOLOLOL

[want2bme]

I concider myself a good person however I am afraid I have a score over 10.  
I have driven a Motorcycle  Eaten at Arbys  never a cheerleader  no implants  flunked a few classes..never shot anybody but I have been shot at while shooting with the family on our farm.  I have hit 2 animals with my car:(  I have 5 kids so YES they are spanked.  Cut down a tree in the snow every Christmas.  I am a gun owner.. YES I have hit somebody.  no jail or prison  Thank Goodness..I think I would die.  Too chicken to bungee jump...I would have a heart attack immediatly.  That goes for the waxing too..nope.  I was a teenager in the late 80s early 90s so yes..I am afraid I have been disrespectful to my parents.  Beleive me I did pay the price:)

I have never hitchhiked...I have but I think this is how my answer should read to play the game???

[dominosarah]

I was out along time ago!!!  You seem to have gone over the one question tho....Ever been or had an orgy??!!!!

[want2bme]

Nope...I am way too modest for that!   Had the 70s been my era I just may have however it wasnt a big thing for my generation.  Now days the thing to do is "swing" and Fuok That~I do not share very well.  My husband is all mine:)

[dominosarah]

Okay just checkin!!! LOL   I am surprised that the "swing" is still popular.....

Oh i have another one!!!

I have never been a swinger!!

[vicki595]

I am now at 10 points.

I HAVE hitchhiked.

[want2bme]

I really am surprised that I am still alive...When I was 16 I would hitchhike everywhere.  

[narla]

I'm at 11 points
which one took me to 11?have I hitchhiked or have I been a swinger?


I've never seen a UFO

[dominosarah]

ahhhhhh hitchhiking!!!  Forgot about those days!!

Narla.....i have to believe you hitchhiked.....addiction seemed to always get in the way along with our self esteem issues.  Yes???

[narla]

Ah,but maybe I'm a swinger now,I have all the confidence in the world now,I can do anything.

[dominosarah]

Well if you are a swinger now all i have to say is "You go girl!!!"

[narla]

Oh well,I'll admit I've hitchhiked  lol

[dominosarah]

AHAAAAAAAA!!  I knew it!!  LOL